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Tired Horn

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  1. 9 hours ago, FWD said:

    Saying aggy is just as dumb and pointless as when they say tu (although nothing is as dumb as tsips.) Saying A&M is insulting enough.

    It would only be as dumb as tu if we spelled it "M&A T" or "Eigga."

    And not to be harsh, but who gives a fuck if it's spelled "Aggie" or ''Aggy." It's a stupid word to describe a cult. It's not worth the simple respect of even wondering how to spell it correctly. 

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  2. 12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

     

     

    Actually, you could generify that to "A&M''s ______ room in _______ is arguably the best in the country."

    Aggie's will bite on anything, cuz they know it's only a lack of exactly the right coach that has kept their sleeping giant from dominating college football for the last 83 years. That and some unfathomably evil burnt orange conspiracy that we're all proud to have been a part of.

  3. 24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    This year and in 2021 we found ways to win a lot of close games fighting through injuries, transfers, and other limitations. That’s the sign of a winning program. Gundy can coach. Aggy could do the same if they accepted their place and stopped pretending they’re in the blueblood class. But they’d rather chase 4 and 5 star players that Bama didn’t want and overpay coaches based on feelings. We passed them as a program years ago and they still think they’re special. Again, fuck aggy.

    Congratulations. 10 wins is nothing to sneeze at. And you are a better program than Aggie.

    Now, please prove in the future that the new Big 12 doesn't actually run through Lubbock (Mcguire at his Aggiesque best).

    Nothing runs through Lubbock.

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  4. 26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    Fuck espn and fuck aggy. The juggernaut ran out of time yet again. Fucking delusional morons. Go sip your sec branded jizz jars with your new fat fuck coach. 

    But didn't you see that fabulous moral victory? They went toe-to-toe with the titan that is Oklahoma State and outscored them in the second half. And they've found their next savior quarterback, who's so much better than that gimpy, what's-his-name Weigman.

    A&M football is a program with a glorious future and always will be.

    WHOOP!  

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  5. 39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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    "...the glory at A&M is like no other..." Again, these chuckle fucks simply defy satire. That quote belongs at the entrance to the very font of glory, their delusional and drafty (from all that empty space) Hall of Champions.

    "There is no better defensive coach than coach Elko." Jeepers, this shit again!  Hire: 'We love Coach X. There is no one greater than Coach X." Fire: "We hate Coach X. He has failed the greatest fan base in the world."  Hire: 'We love Coach Y. There is no one greater than Coach Y." Rinse and repeat.

    "Then, Texas A&M will take care of you after the NFL."  Seriously? I would hope Shemar has goals a little loftier than that. 

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  6. 1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

    no u./s  I am not the expert like y’all but I was always lead to believe that pressure hull failures at depth were extremely violent and instantaneous and both Thresher and Scorpion sank in deep water. In comparison to Kursk which sank in shallow waters and thus the crew that weren’t killed in the explosion survived for hours before they either burned to death or suffocated when their oxygen candles started a fire.

    Pressure hull failures at depth are violent. Of course, simple drowning is no fun, either.

    Submariners used to joke that surface ships are always at crush depth. Surface sailors would joke back that at least they had lifeboats. 

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  7. 6 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

    The nukes are untouchable so it does have its perks, they avoid the majority of the navy’s bullshit.

    I was a navy nuke officer out of NROTC from Texas (yeah, did marching and rifle drill in Memorial Stadium once a week back when it was primitive artificial turf---we marched in to the sound of Patton's theme from the movie). But I don't recall avoiding the majority of the navy's bullshit, which is a good thing. Lots of dark humor in that bullshit.

    Actually, not a bad career move, either. After six years in the navy, got myself a consulting job that opened a lot of doors. Have ended up winding my career down with a nice paycheck in a nice area where more than 50% of my work is remote, which suits my medical condition just fine.

    I'm glad I didn't spend more than six years in uniform, but I wouldn't undo it either.        

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  8. 42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Recall Bjork's ill-advised announcement how, for all practical purposes, coaches would have to come and earn the honor of coaching at Texas A&M University. They believe the shit they say. It's a very special place that anyone who would bother to get to know would immediately want to be part of it.

    No, Nolen wasn't a red-ass Texags Corps Aggie as they all thought him to be. Nuts.

    I also wrote about another of their burn outs, the guy who raced around the parking lots and went to LSU where he's been kicked off the team. Aggies talk about him in the same way. They have no accountability for their choice to  invite and pay these players and then strut around because they have them on their team. History starts when they become bad Ags.

    What an implosion. I hope Gundy runs their sorry asses off the field. He's probably the coach they should have paid big bucks to.

    Yep. They really think their football players are motivated by intense love for their cult. So, of course Walter Nolen would want to shape the entire rest of his life around Aggy identity fetishes. 

    Here in the real world, we know players choose their college based on a lot of different factors, many of which vary drastically from that of the typical student. The most you can typically hope for is that they turn into good players who feel basically positive about their development, their coaches, and their teammates. I don't expect Texas players to either love the university with all their hearts or sacrifice what they perceive as their own self-interest to it.

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  9. 56 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    That's interesting. He was okay for them. Would he be an asset for 15-20 snaps? Seems like it. 

    I assume he's already earmarked for Syracuse, nonetheless.

    Man, that depth chart is getting uglier and uglier.

    I think their end game is to finally unleash the 12th man on us. They'll be driven to rapturous fury by the dug-up bones of E. King Gill mounted on the sidelines.

  10. 7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

    God.

    You know, if Texas A&M's leadership and alumni were to take a moment and accept their actual status, then they could begin to build the program up from there into something. If they were to ever recognize that they're basically Michigan State... and ALL that means... but no.

    They insist upon the myth. On traditions that are just plain weird. The idea that they somehow, in some way, are anywhere near what we are.

    Hypothetically, with time and effort, they COULD become what we are, IF they were ever honest enough with themselves to admit that they aren't, and able to take the real, hard steps - no shortcuts - to building that up; however, they NEVER will admit this. They train themselves in Fish Camp how to be the way they are, and thus perpetuate the mediocrity.

    I'd feel sorry for them, but the cult is self-selecting. They deserve it.

    it's a joke

    If they could even take baby steps. Like say, maybe, not giving up Yell Practice all at once, but doing away with the cringingly unfunny "comedy" routines by the stupid yell leaders. Or just cool it about the Aggie Ring and all it supposedly entails, basically stop coming across as a bunch of wannabe secret society groupies. And maybe they could just tell the dead dogs how the games turned out at the end, instead of, you know, the scoreboard outside. 

    Baby steps. Before you know it, maybe they'd just have a normal ROTC program like the rest of the world.   

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  11. 11 hours ago, FtheBig12 said:

    That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

    You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

    See ya cunts.

    What was this random bit of psychosis about?

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  12. But on the positive side, they are signing guys who kind'a. sort'a, maybe want to be Ags (unless a better offer surfaces--god, are you there, please let a better offer surface).

    I talked to a maroon kool-aid swilling idiot who assured me Elko was a Portal Master who was loading up A&M with diamonds in the rough. Jesus. I didn't have the heart to even engage with that idiot, just wished him good luck on that.

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  13. 6 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    He’s an immature shithead at an absolute minimum. Probably a bad guy. And clearly doesn’t love football the way Sark likes guys to. 

    I don't necessarily disagree, but suppose you'd made the tragic. youthful mistake of taking a bag to star in Jimbo Baggins Hobbit offense and its promises of greatness, only to find yourself becoming a fleet-footed Gollum riding a 12-12 wave in fucking College Fucking Station of all places, you'd probably love football a lot less, too.

  14. 20 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

    Youngstown St

    Central Michigan 

    La Tech

    Big 12 OC
     

    Aggies are killing it in the transfer portal and off season. I can’t wait for the posts about “rankings don’t matter” “lunch pail type” “blue collar work ethic” and players willing to let Elko coach them up.  It’s coming. 

    You forgot "three star grinder" and "guys who want to be at A&M."

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