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  1. Don't worry. Jerry's on it. Give him another 20 years ad he'll have it all ironed out.
  2. I don't think we're Nebraska. I mean, they've just run into the geographic, financial and cultural limitations of Nebraska as a state at a time in college football's evolution when those things matter a lot. They can still have some decent 8 and 9-win seasons if they get their act together, but they're no longer a serious candidate for a national title based on things out of their control. Dallas, on the other hand, is the 9th largest city in the US, the franchise is the most valuable in all of sports, with a television cache that admittedly defies rational explanation after all these years, has resources and some sharp-looking uniforms, and has actually assembled a decently stocked roster. There's no reason the Cowboys shouldn't be at least in play for a Super Bowl every now and then save the egomaniacal cancer running the show. In short, Nebraska is now facing the real-life consequences of being Nebraska. The Dallas Cowboys management is just fucking the team up and has been for almost three decades.
  3. And then a little more. I'm so glad we kept this shit-stain out of the Rose Bowl. And if we're going to be delusional assholes, I'd prefer to think his one Sper Bowl win was a false flag operation. He's gone from an exceptional quarterback to a complete jackass. His smug self-regard is so immense and so impervious to reality that it could be a renewable energy source. Stick a plug in his ass and let him light New York for a week.
  4. Pay attention. A&M NEVER loses. They just run out of fucking time. Even the infamous 77-0 OU game wasn't a loss. If those cowardly Sooners had been forced to stay on the field things would have been different. Sure, it might have been 300-0 by the next day, but the Sooners just don't have the commitment of the fearless and stupid Aggies. Ultimately, they'd have wimped out and gone home . And then the Aggies would romp.
  5. I guess Jimbo used fake, virtual coaching. Maybe after COVID he just coached remotely. All those times you thought you saw him at a game, it was really just a hologram. The real Jimbo was drunk at home in his underwear wallowing in his play sheets. It's a miracle those fine young Aggies won any games under such a degenerate.
  6. Uh, no. And on second thought, I think we'll go with FUCK NO! Everyone okay with that?
  7. I did read an article claiming that Texas A&M ruined the jalapeno pepper. At least China didn't do that. Direct Quote: "DeWitt, writing in his solo book Chile Peppers: A Global History, says TAM became widespread in Texas after its introduction. “It was much milder and larger than the traditional jalapeños, and genes of this mild pepper entered the general jalapeño pool. Cross-breeding caused the gene pool to become overall larger and milder.” Since I know you’re wondering who the inventors are: the clue is in the name TAM II. The hot (but also not hot) new jalapeño is an invention of Texas A&M University. Yes, Aggies took the spice out of life." Here’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than Ever
  8. So, you're saying that RC doesn't exactly have his finger on the pulse of 2024 culture? Hmmm... I think Aggie would respond that it's the kids who are wrong.
  9. Cuz God knows Bryan/College Station is the ultimate teenage dream and the brutally simplistic block style buildings of Texas A&M are a wonder to behold. Truly the crown jewel of East Texas.
  10. That gives him too much credit. Charlie is just a low rent avatar of karma.
  11. Just blow up the owner. Get rid of the Jerry tumor, and the base team is good enough to work with.
  12. Seems an obvious point, but seeing it stated so succinctly does wonders for my PTSD. Thanks.
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