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6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:
I was chatting with a friend over beers, sharing some humor from this site, and he asks me how long I've een wasting my life with longhorn message boards.
I was like damn, let me think about that.
After losing to ousucks for the third year in a row I started Googling variations of "mack brown sucks" and came across Hornfans. I registered as Okiehater, and had absolutely no idea what I was getting into.
It was my first time posting on a message board and I sucked at it. Basically streams of conciousness put to text. Imagine Derka with less self awareness.
Everyone hated me and I was banned after less than 100 posts.
I went through three more usernames, but my stupidity was immediately recognized and was banned with extreme prejudice.
Thats when I discovered the other boards like Cactus Cafe, Quakenbush's, etc, and that's where I lurked and learned how to suck less. I returned as MissingInAction and started sharing stories of debauchery and mayhem.
When Austin 3:16 was created I really hit my stride. My most famous threads are probably The BBQ Bandito caught on tape, and The Mother Daughter three way.
Am I better person now than 20 years ago? Who knows, but I'm definitely different.
I've met a lot of cool and interesting people along the way.
Here's to 20 more.
Go on...
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13 hours ago, Helobious said:
Strong guy wins easily if he can keep the fight on their feet for 20+ seconds. Fat guy will be massively tired out.
Better question I got shit for on the baseball board: who wins in a fight between me (5’11, 180, lifts regularly, got in multiple fights back in high school) and MLB center fielder Myles Straw (maybe 5’9, 170, gigantic pussy that has never fought anyone probably). People literally called me a moron for thinking I’d win.
Hey Helobodork, don't sell yourself short. People literally call you a moron for a multitude of reasons.
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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Yankees walk-off the Sox and clinch a playoff spot. Fucking incredible. They probably had a sub 30% chance to make the playoffs a month ago but they went out and did it anyway.
You are such an insufferable troll.
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8 hours ago, Armybrat said:
Restored & colorized film of a drive along Market Treet in San Francisco a few days before the 1906 earthquake hit.
(sound added of course)Very cool. Did your grandson shoot this video?
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6 hours ago, Helobious said:
Yeah they got one fluke W on us. Very different from the gimp treatment the Astros are getting from the O’s.
God love him.
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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Ill continue to cheer for him to get to .260 next
if Diaz is out long term, yuli is the back up 3rd baseman
That would be Dubon.
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Joke, my ass.
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2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:
I remember Dallas had a "stiff neck" in 2017 and was out for a month or more:
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On 7/29/2022 at 10:24 PM, Helobious said:
Luis Castillo to mariners. What a letdown. I don’t care what their record is, they’re one of those teams you can just tell will be a non-factor in the postseason.
You sure do have a knack for this.
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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
Dodgers about to go 31 games over .500. Will anyone admit this is a pretty good team?
I will when they get to 41 games over .500. Oh wait..
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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction. If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy.
Congrats on getting played, Bregs.
Well I guess this is in reference to the to the remaining 10% of bullshit. Didn't realize this fucking guy was Kaizer Soze...kudos to Helo!
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Should be 24. Fuck Joe West.
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The official Helobious dipshit statement depository. The gift that keeps on giving.
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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Well adjust it 100 ABs then, I’m saying 5-10 hits. Better than Gallo could do. Hardly an outrageous claim and it’s not like I’m saying I’d ever homer or even hit one deep in the outfield.
Gallo is batting .159 this season. Gonna need you to pump up your numbers a bit from your quoted .050/.100. Shame that the rest of us on the baseball boards are subjected to your idiocy on a daily basis.
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9 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:
Vanity plates should be OJ or Juice if you're painting it white
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3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:
So where's the Odorizzi hate today?
No hate here. Just glad he is getting his trade value up.
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51 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Luis Castillo to mariners. What a letdown. I don’t care what their record is, they’re one of those teams you can just tell will be a non-factor in the postseason.
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On 6/22/2022 at 11:52 PM, Helobious said:
Chapman never came close to the franchise consecutive scoreless inning streak. Holmes already broke that this season. He’s a different animal. Y’all are missing Cortes this time around so you may steal a game, but that’ll be it.
Fuck you, bitch. We own your team and your bandwagon ass. Feel free to come on back to our thread and talk your shit...seems to work out well for all involved. Fucking dumbass.
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1 hour ago, Helobious said:
Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.
What the fuck are you talking about? How are you this dumb?
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ALDS Yankees vs Guardians
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Playoff Helobodork >>> Regular Season Helobodork