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NAVY

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  1. Was a bartender while attending UT Austin in the mid-90s. Mark Henry (power lifter, wrestler) used to drop by on hip hop night. Massive person IRL but a pretty chill dude. 

    One night a scrawny proto-hipster kept bumping/dancing into Mark right in front of the bar taps. After 15 minutes of agitation Mark shouts   “you bump me one more time and I’ll tear your fucking head off!” 

    The music stopped.  Everything stopped. People were checking to see if they had shit their pants.  That huge angry voice was devastating.  

    Mr. scrawny most likely shit himself... left immediately holding his ass. 

    Ahhh, hip hop night. Good times. 

    Also, don’t mess around with super humans. 

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  2. Same error. I've resized jpg to 12kb and 111x111. Tried tapa, safari and chrome. No bueno. 

    This is a photo of the wife's ass in UT hook'em panties... in case that speeds up a fix and whatnot. 

  3. Although footie, I didnt want to start a thread about Nebraska lulz so i’ll Put this here is. 

    Just rewatched 1998 Texas Nebraska. Got damn great game. 

    Random thought part: Fuck Nebraska. Texas wrecked their entire program in two years. Bitch ass Nebraska ran away and provided the model for aggy global galactic future run fur yer lives to the SEC SEC SEC. 

    Also hook’em. 

    Also day drinking on Friday    

     

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