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  1. On 10/15/2024 at 7:36 AM, Napoleon said:

    [Napoleon uses the Google to find out who in the fuck “Chris Doring” is.]

     

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    Answer: Middle-aged white man.

     

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    The content of what he says is typically not terrible, but his delivery always sounds like he is working tremendously hard to enunciate while having a low-boil stroke.

  2. 1 hour ago, Enemy07 said:

    Dont get me started on his game winning drive on Monday Night Football. I was on the phone with a girl and doing Business Cal. Yeah, I did not get go smash. I put Vince ahead of her.  She was a desperate slut though. She pushed me into asking her for her number. Her words were , "Are you going to ask me for my number or what".

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  3. 6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    You think that Texas hired somone as their head football coach based solely on how we think he'd call plays? And that we had no other expectations of someone that was to be our Head Coach. Not hiring a staff, not recruiting, not program management, just play calling? Well, that's a take. Do you buy your car based solely on how well you think it's going to carry your bicycle around?

    Also, you have literally no idea "Why" the athletic department decided to hire Sarkisian. Neither do I. But I know it wasn't for just one thing. 

    Given that Sark was hired at Texas after demonstrating exceptional talent as a playcalling OC at Alabama, it is fair to assume (without primary evidence from the hiring process) that his ability to coordinate an offense and call plays may have, in fact, been his greatest selling point. Especially considering that his track record as a HC and program manager outside of playcalling prior to Texas was not exceptional. So it does seem odd that his greatest past strength would be his greatest present weakness here. But every situation is different, alcohol is a helluva drug, etc.

  4. 1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

    Anybody's play calling would look good with the talent that Mac Jones led offense had. Sark's play calling here will be judged in direct correlation to the level of talent advantage his offensive personnel has over the opponent. 

    So the cake may not be baked… but it better taste good.

  5. 13 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

    Makes me wonder how deep the rabbit hole of fuckery is on the Texas sideline that Oklahoma State is being made to toss Kansas State’s salad and like it.


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    But if they really like it, are they really being made to?

  6. 38 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    Chip Brown's only redeeming value is his grotesque face blankly horror-smiling with his mouth open while others talk on a podcast. It's so fucking strange, yet hilarious to watch.

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