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Waterface

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  1. 2 hours ago, Lobo said:

    I love that we're having the exact same conversation about a grown man who is famous that I had with my friends in 8th grade. 

    "Dude, he totally fingerbanged that hot blonde from Geography class at the party last night."  

    "No way man, her pants were cinched up the whole time."

    "You don't know what you're talking about man, he was two knuckles deep.  I seent it!"  

    "You're crazy.  I fingered this girl last summer at Niagara Falls.  You have to at least unbutton her pants to get your hand down there."  

    "Whatever man.  I guess the only way to really find out is to smell his finger.  Go ask him."  

     

    Dad?

  2. If I have to see one more camera shot of Thibodeaux with his stupid hat and cocaine glasses, I will keep watching this otherwise compelling game and angrily complaining about having to see shots of Kayvon Thibodeaux on the sideline with his stupid hat and cocaine glasses.

    • Hook 'Em 1
  3. 9 hours ago, hookem48 said:

    just wait till our first offensive play is a wide receiver screen behind 2 tightends that let the corner run right between them to force a 3 yard loss.

    It’s ok, Bijan will trip forward over Okafor’s feet for two yards after a blown up interior running play on second down, and then Washington will surely create separation and haul in the sideline bomb thrown by a scrambling QB outside the pocket on 3rd and 11. We’ll be fine.

    • Rage+1 1
  4. 6 minutes ago, ausjala said:

    Thanks, I just have never seen that confirmed anywhere. Yet, since I live in Poland, I bet I am among the few that can actually pronounce his name correctly.  You guys make this fun.

    Watch out for those pesky Russians. Or Germans. Either way.

  5. 9 minutes ago, CUM2TX said:

    I want CUM, but its pure fantasy. he isn't coming.

    because we have a dickless, worthless sack of shit AD who just collects a 2 million dollar paycheck and does nothing else.

    It's only this way for most guys because they're too proud.

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