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Posts posted by Waterface
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While moral indignation flows, TankedBevo's ability to post coherently ebbs; the tide itself is dumb.
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16 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:
I know his cell number and address, I'd never post it but damn it would be fun what you assholes could do with it.
Just post a picture of that sissy's pantyhose-sheathed cock then.
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They are very, very gay, and that's ok nowadays. Except fuck them.
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10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
So, the title of that segment is "All the way up: Baker Mayfield."?
All the way up what, exactly?
He started from the bottom, now he here.
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We may be focusing too much on the seemingly credible, detailed allegations that he's guilty as charged and a giant piece of shit. Maybe he's the victim and old women tried to rape him. Maybe he's a true soldier and WWII era chicks can't resist.
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On 6/13/2018 at 5:50 PM, mdmost said:
So he plays for OU this year and goes to the MLB in 2019
Well, I, for one, can't wait until our diapered infant prodigy, Moro Ojomo, goes elbow deep into Spencer Rattler's plebeian ass. In football terms, not sex terms. So maybe Ojomo will sack him a couple of times.
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2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:
Is he talking about fallout?
No, he's not talking about fallout.
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At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?
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Much like Brennan Eagles to TCU, Mpagi ain't going to no damn Texas A&M.
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That bright orange on the jerseys doe; looks like fucking milquetoast trash. We need a Trumpian burnt orange EO by CDC. Get off my lawn, less-than-burnt orange. We should exclaim TEXAS, not equivocate. I wish this had been discussed previously...
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That watermelon eating contest really confirms how lit The Station is. Just a very lit Station, given the competitive watermelon eating. And SEC stuff.
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5 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:
Many have fantasized about having to large Johnsons in their trenches.
"Know how I know I'm gay?"
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These guys fuck... without consent.
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17 minutes ago, texifornia said:
God Naples kicks ass. My girlfriend at the time hated it ("crowded and dirty") and I completely fell in love with it.
It takes awhile to realize, but Naples is the best city in Europe - the combination of great food, gorgeous women, vivacious culture, street life, natural beauty, and historical depth is peerless. Lived there for several years and fucking miss it. An exhilarating, beguiling place.
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12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:
If you don't hate on Giles, you're Longhorn fanning all wrong.
Giles and Aggy sucking are two of our most basic beliefs.
Respect Thy Commandments.
Is Greg Davis... Moses?
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4 hours ago, TBGFL said:
His dad is 5'8" when he's wearing his lifts so....I doubt it
Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.
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7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:
Arizona : USC : : LSU : Texas
So Arizona/LSU girls are slightly less hot and will demand to lick your ass for three hours?
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5 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:
I went to the UT-TCU game in Austin in 2007. We fucked around and TCU led 10-0 at half. There was this TCU guy right in front of me and he kept slow-clapping and saying "Absolutely" and looking all around and nodding his head every time TCU did something positive. He seemed like an extraordinary douchebag. (Luckily the Horns woke up and Jamaal Charles ran them off the field in the second half and we won by 3 TDs, I think.)
That's all I got. I am generally pretty neutral on TCU.
You make a convincing case that this TCU guy was fascinating, even if he didn't shift your judgmental gears on TCU fandom. This TCU fan of yours is haunting my dreams with his rheumatic slow clapping, self-conscious west-east scanning, north-south nodding, and banal "go team" proclamations. I suspect he's a closeted gay, but I don't know that given the paucity of evidence about his cock. I just think we all deserve to know more about this man, memory recall permitting.
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10 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:
They're all at least two years older than Moro Ojomo.
Since Ojomo's still a twinkle in his father's eye, then shouldn't they be in the 2035 thread?
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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:
He was straight fire. Beasted that rep. What are we doing with our lives?
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45 minutes ago, CastHorn said:
Why not Ponna?
Deep existential question. One could counter: Why Ponna? Or: What/who the fuck is Ponna?
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31 minutes ago, texifornia said:
He looks like he's pulling his cock out for the sodomy. And that's ok.
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Ohio does indeed suck, and Ohio State is probably tied with Notre Dame right behind OU and Aggy on my "Most Hated Teams" list, but..... Cincinnati (particularly Over-the-Rhine) is actually a really cool city.
Also, while Ohio State is ostensibly less rapey than PSU and Baylor, that's likely just because it's hard to perpetrate rape on a burning couch.
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Jake Smith's HS film is retarded good, even if he is playing against the football skill equivalent of rheumatic World War One veterans.
Texas Summer Football Thread
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No, that’s not why. It’s because she prefers it that way.