Jump to content

Waterface

Full Members
  • Posts

    174
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Waterface

  1. 3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    NY Style>Neopolitan>Detroit Style>>>>>>>Deep dish baby back bullshit

    What the fuck??? "NY Style" is a vacuous, inferior derivative of Neapolitan pizza. Neapolitan pizza - la vera pizza di via dei tribunali or further afield in the Campi Flegrei - is peerless. Mozzarella di Bufala does not travel well, even as far as Rome from Naples, so local pizza has a  decisive advantage. Also, the deeply superstitious locals swear that the water makes the crust uniquely good. Given how impossibly delicious Neapolitan espresso is (particularly Caffe Passalacqua), it's hard to argue with that, logic be damned.

    • Like 1
  2. 16 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

    I know his cell number and address, I'd never post it but damn it would be fun what you assholes could do with it.

    Just post a picture of that sissy's pantyhose-sheathed cock then.

  3. We may be focusing too much on the seemingly credible, detailed allegations that he's guilty as charged and a giant piece of shit. Maybe he's the victim and old women tried to rape him. Maybe he's a true soldier and WWII era chicks can't resist.

  4. On 6/13/2018 at 5:50 PM, mdmost said:

    So he plays for OU this year and goes to the MLB in 2019

     

    Well, I, for one, can't wait until our diapered infant prodigy, Moro Ojomo, goes elbow deep into Spencer Rattler's plebeian ass. In football terms, not sex terms. So maybe Ojomo will sack him a couple of times.

     

    • Like 1
  5. That bright orange on the jerseys doe; looks like fucking milquetoast trash. We need a Trumpian burnt orange EO by CDC. Get off my lawn, less-than-burnt orange. We should exclaim TEXAS, not equivocate. I wish this had been discussed previously...

    • Fuck You 1
  6. 17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    God Naples kicks ass. My girlfriend at the time hated it ("crowded and dirty") and I completely fell in love with it.

    It takes awhile to realize, but Naples is the best city in Europe - the combination of great food, gorgeous women, vivacious culture, street life, natural beauty, and historical depth is peerless. Lived there for several years and fucking miss it. An exhilarating, beguiling place.

    • Like 1
  7. 4 hours ago, TBGFL said:

    His dad is 5'8" when he's wearing his lifts so....I doubt it

    Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

    • Like 1
×
×
  • Create New...