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deft

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  1. Here I am still celebrating the SEC Coach of the Year award and now there's something about a Chestnut lawyer needed, a Christmas ho in a Leander tavern, and a long post sorely in need of a tl;dr. What's going on?

    Thirst trap aggie mom is simp trolling Texags for a lawyer to help her son to get a 7th year of baseball eligibility at I guess a 4th school (or at least a sugar daddy to help pay her bills). 
    aggie is bad at all sports with a bat.
    Texags is melting down cause the fall football roller-coaster has yet to board.
    [mention=633]Randolph Duke[/mention] made an appearance.
    aggie is, "shockingly" still a cult with lotsa bizarre myths.



    That’s a lot of words for “it’s Tuesday”
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  2. I flunked out of Aerospace Engineering as a freshman at UT, does that count?


    I dropped out of ME after sophomore year, so I’ll accept it.


    I made it to sophomore year of aero before I switched to BA field. How the tables turn.
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  3. Like a lot of middle-aged white women, Nicole is absolutely obsessed with true crime stuff. You can probably blame much of that on Nancy Grace on all the various podcasts, but in her defense, Nicole also says she knows someone who was murdered in Louisiana (I think) some years ago. In that case, Nicole is convinced it was the work of a serial killer, and she thinks the cops were/are too lazy to fully investigate.
    Because of that history, Nicole has been pretty vocal in thinking that all the bodies found in Town Lake over the past few years are also likely victims of a serial killer and that Austin PD has been inept or lazy in its investigations. Her obsession has become a running gag, where everyone accuses her of being the real Town Lake killer. Of course, Nicole has been a good sport about it and has also embraced the joke.

    Oh god this is so on brand for not only middle aged white women stereotypes but also this board. Kudos surly. We (practically) solved the pcl murder. Let’s head down to gm steakhouse while the boys in blue wrap up the final details.
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  4. I only visit a handful of shaggy thread through tapa on my phone and rarely the full site anymore because life only allows me a few precious moments away from the matrix. Can someone link me to the inside joke about Nicole?

  5. Texas A&M Football: Choke a Woman Out
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    During a press availability Wednesday, junior defensive tackle DJ Hicks was asked about how the defensive line will replace three potential NFL draft picks and what fans can expect from the unit in the future. Hicks responded, in part, saying the unit’s motto is “C.B.O.”

    In a follow-up question asking what “C.B.O.” stood for, Hicks said, “In simple terms, choke a woman out. Let’s say that.”
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    How about let's NOT say that, Mr. Hicks.

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  6. I haven’t seen the doors but it’s the doors right? Heat is the best. Top gun is just fun good guys v bad guys propaganda romp of the era but still a classic in its own right. Tombstone, well, get fucked in the face if you don’t like tombstone.

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  7. It’s true though. AM has gone from a reliably middle of the grid team to scrapping with kick/stake/sauber for last it seems. Stroll is stroll but I’m not seeing much of anything out of Fred lately.

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