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T’Boo Ted Marshall

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  1. You obviously never saw the final Hogan's Heroes episode where we learn that Newkirk has been an informant for the Gestapo the entire series and the entire group gets machine gunned as General Patton's troops appear from the tree line near the camp.
    Then again, that might have been the weekend we drank the Mexican scotch my roommate bought while he was on a diet pill run for his girlfriend and that was just a bad hallucination. 

    Lot to unpack here.
  2. And that's what concerns me if they come to Austin undefeated...which it looks like they will. SEC did all they could to preserve their Pavia story, they will go down swinging defending their only remaining undefeated in the final week of the season. (Especially if a trip to Atlanta is on the line...the old guard does not want Texas waltzing in and going to the Championship in each of our first two years)

    You think they want the Ags over anyone else?
  3. Our master bedroom and master bath are in a U shape, with the bottom being a very short hallway / nook. There is no door, but sound and indirect light still travel back and forth.
    If she goes to bed first, god forbid I have any lights on or make any sound. I'll turn on the white noise machine to mask any sound, shower in the light from my phone gently casting on the walls; brush my teeth with my manual toothbrush with the sound dampened by the clothes in the walk-in closet and shielded by a door. Any infringement of her delicate sleep is met by much huffing and anger the next morning.
    But when I go to bed a bit first, the lights are on, drawers being open/closed repeatedly, electric toothbrush humming, hair dryer blowing, glass jars clinking on countertop.
    And in her defense? "You should have gone to bed earlier the night before so you wouldn't be so tired and go to bed early today"

    I bet you fart into dryer sheets.
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