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pearlandhorn

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  1. Oh shit. Lil Debbie Ketch was reprimanded. Is it time yet:
  2. Pretty sure Brando is at Fox now, not CBS. Nevertheless, the guy is a fucking tool who beats off with Spencer Tillman at UT's inability to close out games.
  3. Oh shit. Hey Urban - Texas doesn't have state taxes!
  4. Already texted my mom to call him.
  5. Where'd he go to high school? He was born and raised in Tyler, I know that. Not sure if he went to Lee or a private school though.
  6. CSB incoming I knew Kevin Eltife when I was growing up. My mom worked for him when he was mayor of Tyler. He went to our church. Really good guy. /CSB
  7. Hey. I’m just like every other degenerate here. Think I pay for a subscription to any $9.95er?
  8. I’d like to point out that I’m not PearlandHorn at IT. Carry on...
  9. CDC playing fucking chess and we’re all looking at the checker board. Even fat ketch doesn’t know who to trust. The guy is a fucking ninja assassin...wait a minute....ninja... @hornfromdallas is CDC?!
  10. CDC is playing fucking 3D chess and Herman is the opponents king.
  11. Switch 2 and 3 and you're 100% correct. So you're 60% correct right now. Edit: Upon further examination (mainly forehead), I agree with you.
  12. You're speaking my language now.
  13. Definitely a ducks fan now.
  14. Only thing I'm certain of is that CDC runs a tight ship for sure. No one knows shit.
  15. uhhh... https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/29174813/urban-meyer-son-walk-receiver-cincinnati
  16. Your avatar.
  17. The Abe Lincoln painting always cracks me up the most when I see this picture.
  18. I, for one, welcome our rap game overlords.
  19. Totally agree. I'm not wasting my time anymore.
  20. That dude is in the cockpit. Like a boss.
  21. Sweet. 14 followers. Well 15 now.
  22. Keller’s #5, tots and a beer is what my last meal would be. Add in a chili burger with it and I’d die a happy man.
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