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  1. On 4/20/2024 at 8:07 PM, Ravishing Rick said:

    On Tuesday, my wife’s SUV was stuck in the garage because the garage door spring broke and we were waiting for the repair guy to come fix it. She needed to go to a hair appointment that was three blocks away, so she decided to walk since it was close. 

    Then it starting raining outside and I told her to just take my truck. In her three block drive, she rear ended another vehicle.  She claims it was unavoidable and not her fault because the driver slammed on his brakes and my truck takes a long time to stop. Unsurprisingly, the insurance company disagrees with her assessment of who was at fault. 

    three fucking blocks.  

     

    On 4/20/2024 at 8:39 PM, rage-a-holic said:

    Unless a woman has a commercial truck drivers license, you don't let them drive your truck. Even in the driveway.

    Ahhh....reminds me of the time my aggy wife used my truck to take an asston( probably 20 or so) of the heavy old style folding tables over to the Buckner foundation.  We get 'em loaded and she goes over there the next day.  I used two 1" tie downs to keep 'em secured for the trip.  She cruises over there and gets 'em unloaded but forgets about the ratchet straps hooked into the side of the bed in the little square holes.  Evidently the tail end of the strap was out just far enough to flail around and eventually the rear tire catches it and tries to roll up on it.  Tension ensues and the strap stretches and slaps back against the back glass bringing the hook with it.  Boom! the glass shatters everywhere.  I'm sure it scared the crap out of her at the time.  She gets home and texts me to come outside.  Immediately, I'm thinking WTF happened?  She is about half ass crying as I walk up.  At first glance, I really don't notice anything, but then she points it out. Glass is gone, but the one the holes where the tie goes is pulled into an oblong shape and distorted as shit.  Yeah, I wanted to be torqued off, but I remind myself she's safe and home.  I mean it could've been much worse.  

    Moral of the story: No good deed goes unpunished.  OR...  Never, never let your wife use your truck. 

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