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12 hours ago, Crapinon said:
I read a few articles about the shootout. The agents had .38's, 9mm, .357' and 870 pumps. One agent lost his .357 in the crash. The suspects had almost super human powers and the shots that should have stopped them didn't. They also had a mini-14 and .357 revolvers. The agent who killed them did so with a .357. Reading about the ordeal reminded me of a saying attributed to a combat soldier. A pistol is what you use to fight your way to get your rifle. They were seriously outmatched by the mini-14.
This is kind of long, but provides a very good explanation of these events:
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19 minutes ago, Constant said:
Look out for that bullet train.
Ah, good ol' College Station, where everyone always mistakes roller coasters for bullet trains.
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17 hours ago, texifornia said:
We literally need one game against a team with a backup QB to go our way.
This right here. I don't understand why so many people think that a Florida State win is just a given. They struggled against some teams that Louisville beat pretty handily, and that's with their all-world QB, and they needed some last minute luck to squeak out a win over Clemson. Louisville beating FSU is not that far-fetched, and if that happens, and Texas takes care of business, I'm betting we're in.
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23 minutes ago, troph said:
Surely there’s some Kentucky hillbilly song I can play this week instead of learning their fight song? Country roads or something (which is awesome) but a Kentucky version?
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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Orgy?
Indeed. "Orji tries to slip through the hole." 😆
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33 minutes ago, TexasGary said:
"Don't be surprised if the Aggies don't pursue Ryan Day." Am I missing something? Are the people who write this stuff professional journalists? Is English grammar taught at any level any more?
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On 11/23/2023 at 9:52 AM, Zeus said:
My favorite chant was "TEBOW HEISMAN" *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* in the Swamp dominating FSU
We could do the same
T SWEAT HEISMANFUCK BRETT YORMARK
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
fify
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4 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:
Camden, Hoboken, and Jersey City suck. The rest of Jersey is really pretty; not called the Garden State for nothing. Even the jersey shore is kinda awesome. Solid food, people with comical jersey accents, bars that stay open late, high likelihood of getting laid. Cool place.
College station, is fucking terrible. It’s a hot, mosquito and roach infested, hellhole inhabited by frustrated closet homosexuals and girls who wear their pajamas to bible study to repent for having sex with her high school boyfriend, whom she’s still dating even though he’s a closet homosexual. The buildings are Soviet style. The restaurants… well I can’t say that I’ve ever been to one, unless you count the Dixie chicken. Fuck that place. I’d rather coach a girls soccer team in Kandahar or something. They’re fucking aggy idiots.
You forgot that part of NJ from around Hackensack/Teaneck down to Bayonne, and from the Hudson River west to around East Orange, with Newark and Elizabeth right in the middle. It's really just West NYC, and it really sucks.
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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:
It was. But that was allowed back then. I felt that hit in my bones in the stands. I empathized with the Tech kicker, I felt his pain, then had a good laugh while I refreshed my Jack and coke. Vasher was the most violent given both guys were going full speed. Kindle damn near decapitated their QB. Brackens wins the bronze medal for big hits against the tortilla throwers. If we could find a way to work Bryant Westbrook into this conversation this thread would be complete.
I don't know, I think this one deserves something more than honorable mention:
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15 hours ago, 89Horn said:
Kinda reminds me of the movie Bedazzled with Elizabeth Hurley and Brendan Fraser. Make a deal with the devil to get a P5 job with a big payday . . . but it’s with aggy.
13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:Underrated movie.
Prefer the original with Dudley Moore and Raquel Welch.
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12 minutes ago, Jebus said:
spoiler that shit, dude
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2 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:
Three years ago Bo Davis set in motion a complete change at Texas with this rant. His unit is now one of the most dominant and feared defensive lines in college football. What he said needed to be said so I say again thank you to Bo Davis.
Agreed, but it was two years ago FTR.
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A little bitch-made pussy by any other name would smell just as rank.
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5 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:So if I'm making a real prediction here...
Going to be a tough out for ISU. Texas is the best team that we've played this year. I don't buy traditional Texas preseason hype, and am very much in the 'prove it' camp, but this year you're doing that. If you aren't 'back', you appear to be very close. Which is surprising I didn't think Sark had it in him. I think culture in sports is mostly a bs buzzword, but your culture was legitimately broken under Herman. I didn't think Sark was the guy to fix it.
Keys to the game : Iowa State needs to open up the playbook. Our line is not physical enough to push anyone around, let alone Texas, and the passing game needs to be used to help the run. Our pass protection has been surprisingly good, helped by the fact that Rocco Becht is a smart and talented QB. We've got some WR and TE that can make your life miserable, and our RB can tera you up given the chance. Abu Sama had his breakout game last week against BYU, but the talent has been apparent all year. If the staff decides they want to play conservative like they did against Iowa, Ohio, and Kansas it will be along day for Cyclone Nation.
Defensively I think Iowa State needs to be rushing 4 most of the game. Our d-line is not talented enough to get pressure with only 3rushers. Our secondary is talented, but give Ewers time and he'll find a guy. Our defense has been stout under Heacock and I'm confident he'll have a good plan, or at least make the necessary adjustments. We've been ball-hawkish this year so Ewers better watch the turnovers. If Jeremiah Cooper is out at FS your coaching staff would be fools not to attack.
We have competent special teams this year! Jaylin Noel has had some great punt/kick returns so watch out for him. FG kicker is competent, 18/22 on the year and long of 56. I wish our punter would get the ball off quicker, but he's been pretty solid.
Should be a good game. You guys have the athletes and talent to run away with it, but Iowa State has been surprisingly stout this year. We are an extremely young team, and have been playing better as the year goes on. Wish it was going to be colder, but it should be beautiful football weather. I find it hilarious how cold Texas teams look in November in Iowa. Hope anyone going to the game has a good experience, but expect some ribbing and an 'SEC' chant if you lose.
Close one where UT has a good first half but ISU comes back. Texas-24 Iowa State 27. Would love it if it was a walk off field goal like in 2019.
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Cross posting from the other ISU thread, because everyone needs to hear this again:
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Maybe the team could use a reminder from the last visit to Ames. Good news is Texas is 18-8 since this happened:
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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:
I couldn't watch the game Monday, but I cant help but notice that Galindo is not making my eardrums bleed. Is this a permanent thing?
That stupid dance track they keep playing at every break in the action is making my ears bleed. That shit, and that dipshit screaming " for THREEEEEEEEEEEE" every time a 'Horn hits a three is annoying AF.
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I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
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