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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Well, before anything happens he is going to need a new glove.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Luhnow, it was the age of Purpura, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the post season of Light, it was the post season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Starting to think this team is irresolute- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I really think Bryan Abreu can hit better than Jose Abreu absolutely not kidding.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Jeff Bagwell never stopped being a douche bag! Dana Brown was a bad hire. Crane, Please sell the team.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I would like to replace Bagwell with Uncle Mike. Michael Brantley is the loveable uncle you can’t wait to see at family get-togethers, Bagwell is the embarrassing drunk uncle you try not to talk or think about.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Framber wanted to go off the rails.- Shit's Borked
Is David Pierce still needing to be fired, I haven’t had any updates?- Helping your wife through The Change
Sir you stop what you are doing this very minute and you march yourself right into her knitting circle and look her dead in the eye and say, look I get you are transitioning from crotchety nag to old crotchety hag, but JHC, woman them damn sandwiches just ain’t going to make themselves and that laundry is stacking up something fierce.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Jake Meyers with the heady base running- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Fuck Tyler Anderson. our hitters can stop looking at his leg twitch. Looks like he is catching a calf cramp with each pitch.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Is anyone pudding two and two together? Chas’ dealer leaves town and his injuries go up and his production goes down.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I don’t want to be the first to have a knee jerk off reaction, but I do likes me a winning streak.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Sweeping the A’s is like getting a ZJ from Caitlyn Jenner. Slightly satisfying but, do you really want to tell anyone about it?- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
There’s a rat in the kitchen. need to do a mole hunt. Any Baker holdovers?- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I would have believed the substance was cocaine. Maybe they are cutting it with Rosin nowadays- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Brown wanted, Henderson, Holliday, Rutschman in a three team trade Whitesox trade Maldy Astros trade Pressly, Bregs, Caratini Whitesox get, Rutschman, Henderson, Holliday Baltimore gets Bregman, Pressly, and Carotini Astros get Maldy- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
It’s one thing to have a Roger Dorn, on the team, but a whole clubhouse full of them? Damn, I’m now told to believe this team just got sick and tired of winning.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yankees have been cheating long before, even the idea of placing refuse in a receptacle. Let that marinate on your cerebellum!- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
startin’ to come together Pepper, startin’ to come together!- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
So the coffee people and business associates are his support for rehab. Well… ok then. Are they helping with spin rate, or how to froth a cappuccino? I think I see why so many arms have gone down. Please go get Strom back.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Tough loss last night. I could sense the force was weak in this fanbase yesterday. People better get their minds right tonight, we all need this win. Not ready to call for a fans only meeting but it’s getting real close to that time. - Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
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