Everything posted by Darth Tron
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Urban Meyer or bust
For a Few Dollars More The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (which I just now for the first time noticed is missing an Oxford Comma)
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Urban Meyer or bust
This is the thought that gives me pause. If it’s the University leaking things, perhaps it’s for a reason. Misdirection, mole hunt, posturing that they’re ready to move on, or something else. One can always hope.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Spirit! One of my favorite albums.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Johnny Manziel won it and he was a safety.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Best BBQ I ever had was in a shitty gas station off IH45 North of Centerville. The weather was rolling in so the wife and I pulled in to look at the double rainbows and there it was. Like an angel emerging from the mist it called to us. I don't remember the town or the name of the place. We wandered in like a dreamscape and ordered a pound of brisket and a pound of turkey. There was pie. It was divine. It stalked my dreams for the next several months until we resolved to find it again. As we drove through Centerville, Buffalo, and whatever other crappy towns are around there we became increasingly agitated until we realized that we weren't going to find it. It was as if the curtains of reality briefly parted and showed us a divine truth then closed, never to reveal the secret ever again. Someday, when I pass from this mortal coil, perhaps my wife and I shall be reunited in this place again for all time, destined to feast for eternity.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Man, I hope this guy is wrong, but no matter what happens to his butthole I admire both his steadfastness and haughtiness. This is a man that can undergo a fisting and keep on ticking, methinks.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Metagame...Have the connected buddy shoot it down just so it's a bigger explosion when it happens.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Just because I am an eternal optimist, I choose to believe that this news is not going to be broken (one way or the other) through a buddy's Twitter account.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I don’t post much, because I rarely have anything to add to the already stellar commentary. Also, I am not good at stalking. But I just want you folks to know that I am really banking on ya’ll being correct, because I’m feeding my aged dad this info as if I came up with it and I need to retain some sense of accomplishment and legitimacy.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
We should have seen this coming. Herman excels at spoiling seasons for better teams. It’s how he got this job.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I can't stop cackling. Maybe everybody else already knew this, but I sure didn't. Tom Herman Fired from Subway
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This may be the single greatest idea on the thread apart from the pics of thots.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Hitting the bottle again? Thought I saw that intimated somewhere.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Truer words....
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This is more unflattering than any picture Zach Smith could provide.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Brie-lliant. Now this again. Not gouda.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
"Univeristy"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Well that made me want to puke.