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Macklemore

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Everything posted by Macklemore

  1. Another dumb penalty. This is a dumb football team. The honeymoon with Demeco is over
  2. Pathetic play calling. Having Dare on 3rd and 4th down when you have Woody who is a great pass catcher is DUMB AS FUCK. Fuck you Nick Caley.
  3. We are so fucking lucky with that missed FG. Let’s fucking go and score on offense damn it
  4. Noel and Higgins haven’t had a catch yet. What the fuck are we doing on offense?
  5. Fire Caserio. This OL is an abortion. Not going anywhere with this shit.
  6. Fucking Woody Marks needs to be in on 3rd down not Dare. Fucking horrible blitz pickup.
  7. What the fuck happened to Yordan?
  8. Stroud can’t take that sack in 2 minute drive
  9. Finally got a stop!!
  10. These stupid penalties are killing us. Way too many Demeco. He has not done a good job curbing penalties
  11. We’re not going to do shit giving up 7 yards a carry.
  12. What the fuck happened to our D?
  13. Our DTs aren’t doing shit so far. No interior pressure.
  14. Fuck Tytus with that damn hold
  15. Nico had the left foot down and drug the right with control in bounds. That’s definitely a TD and a franchise QB throw by Stroud.
  16. The correct comparison is Shea Morenz
  17. Finally something good happens
  18. The whole stadium is booing
  19. Is Arch Shea Morenz reincarnated?
  20. Dumb penalty dumb team
  21. That was an even worse INT than Arch’s
  22. 2-5 on 4th down and we are just in the 2nd qtr.
  23. If you did polling of Texas Exes and you’d find that their political leanings would mirror that of the state. Plaster a video on the Jumbotron at DKR tomorrow scrolling through the CR and now enshittified DT Charlie Kirk threads. The vast majority of your fellow UT alums would be revolted and would actively disavow any connection to you freaks. It burns y’all up that Frank Drebin/Johnny Sack comes from a great family and lives a better life than y’all could ever dream of. Y’all are delusional enough to think that you have more in common with the average UT fan than someone like Sack. Good for him to leave you losers behind.
  24. The CR cabal is a tiny, loud mouthed minority that is in no way close to being representative of Texas alums. It is a festering boil that needs to be lanced.
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