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  1. William getting the fart-huffing band back together. They're elite! How elite?

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    Higher than top five! They'll be in the top five just above the top five.

    William goes into schizo gear:

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    1 Okay, we're talking about coaches.

    2 Somewhere else is the only place A&M coaches can make a name for themselves.

    3 Okay, we're not talking about coaches. We're talking about Edwards.

    4 Okay, we're talking about two unnamed skill guys. Spectacular ones! 

    5 Now four guys followed by ellipses!

    6 Just about everybody is a potential game changer, Excitable Boy William.

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  2. In a race or car chase with both characters going full out. One guy decides he really wants to go fast so they cut to him shifting gears. 

    It's the go really fast gear because the car zooms forward. 

     

    I'm also annoyed that every show where Chinese food has been ordered everyone is deftly using chopsticks. Sure.

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  3. 9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

    You know what?  No. I’m tired of this bullshit meme. Oh? Some traitor had a salient point for one moment in their lives?  More than likely a mistake or a deliberate attempt to reach out to one iota outside their cult bubble?  No. Fuck them. Always and forever. 

    I don't know who that is. Can you tell me? 

    Thanks

  4. On 4/8/2025 at 1:59 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

     

    There are very few things that POS give two shits about. 

    pwning the libs being at the top of that very short list. 

     

    He spends a lot of time trying to look like a human man.

    11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

    What the fuck is happening in the simulation where Tucker fucking Carlson is starting to make sense?!?

    He must loathe Cruz. Credit where it is due, he turned the former star debator inside out both factually and rhetorically. 

    10 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

    Fucking a. That was my first thought with all of this. Why doesn’t the rest of our media just actually ask them questions?

    Yes! We got a new car that has the HD radio. I was listening to the BBC News Hour on a KUT channel. The hosts were knowledgeable and actually to apply critical thinking in real time. They were also bold enough to state clear truths without feeling they had to quote anything that came out of their mouths.

    I guess Mike Wallace is passing into the past, but I wish we could turn every TV "journalist" into that guy. There used to be a saying of how the worst thing anyone could hear from their receptionist was, "Mike Wallace from 60 Minutes is here to talk to you."

    If you don't of him, it's probably worth looking him up on YouTube. All those old school guys were great.

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  5. 2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

    Chad Pergram: Fetterman on Kaine resolution to set parameters on if the US were to get involved in Iran: I'm going to vote it down.. I really hope the president finally does bomb and destroy the Iranians 11:30 AM • 6/17/25 • 146K Views

    That will take nukes. We've proven over and over and over that conventional bombing campaigns aren't enough against a large nation state. 

    Remember Shock and Awe? Overpromised, underdelivered.

    People don't only get scared when you bomb their friends and families and cities. They also get vengeful.

    I see us dusting off the ol' Terror Color Scare Scale and moving it to red.

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    The level was reported every night on the news until the levels ceased meaning anything and didn't scare anybody enough to keep them from wondering about the wisdom of Homeland Security one day being led by a sycophantic dolt. It had already served its purpose, though. Nobody care about it anymore.

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  6. I think the wise men of this board have said that they can see A&M finishing sixth or even fifth. 

    Are these acquisitions surprising to you?

    Am I correct about the prediction above and is that still the consensus.

    I find it hard to worry about the Aggies due to the poor performance of their most talented players for much of last season. That end (Scourton?) lit things up early, but the rest of the line...well, you know. They collapsed at the end of their season kind of like their super-duper baseball team shit themselves against Missouri.

    Why couldn't Elko get more out of these guys? Signs point to a still-rotten culture. 

    Anyway, thanks for the answers to come.

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    The US Secretary of Defense pondering implications during a meeting where war may be waged at any moment:

    Fuck, was I supposed to wear a red tie? I got the suit right, but why didn't my assistant tell me about the tie when I was kidding around and rubbing her ass yesterday?

    And the cap! Fuck. I didn't bring the cap. I need another drink!

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  8. 1 hour ago, texifornia said:

    "This one deserves a little more buzz than it generated" - no one gives a shit, sorry dude.

    I beg your pardon, sir. William went on:

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    I was at a chess tournament, and all play stopped when this news riffled through the room.

    I read that a cattle stampede out on the prairie just stopped when cowboys called out the news.

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  9. 1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

    "If Manning lights up Ohio St, he could be really good."

    You mean the defending national champ, whose defense was #1 in Yards/Play, Yards/Game, and Scoring? I'd say if Arch lights up Ohio St, aggy should...

     

    And they say our expectations are high.

    ETA:

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    There is a bus in College Station whose  wheels are several inches off the ground due to the pile of QBs thrown beneath it.

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  10. 3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

    Nah, just hoping for the funniest possible "this timeline" outcome at this point. After Iranian leadership is decapitated we fly Reza Pahlavi in to set up an interim transition government. 

    And all of Iran loves the Americans forever after.

  11. 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Yeah, that ain't why the feds are getting in on it.....

    ....this is the important take.  State charges have to drive the bus, because Trump will 100% find some insane reason to tell DOJ to drop the charges (and the DOJ is the president's personal law firm now), or pardon him, or both.

    And Americans, for the most part, will go about their daily lives.

  12. 23 hours ago, Captainant said:

    This is such an embarrassment, gonna be in history books for how gaudy and blatantly full of bribery it is. Shit looks like a loading screen in a shitty video game lol

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    I had no idea.

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    When a large part of the population served prior to ending the draft, I bet the outcry would have been deafening. 

     

     

  13. 12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    Not unexpected but I had to shake my head at TexAgs thread on this. On their page 1 and 2, they're debating how that this tragedy is a result of the politician victims voting against some recent democrat bills related to protecting abortion rights in MN. (I have zero idea if this is accurate or not.) And that the perp must be a deranged lib who is upset at their betrayal of Dem ideals.

    Now on the last page, they're upset that libs wants to politicize this issue by pointing out that the perp is a MAGA Trump supporter.

    They perfectly display why rational argument is dead. Those minds won't be changed. 

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  14. 15 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

    I'm sadly aware. Oddly, I'm comforted by the fact that Sooners outnumber them pretty substantially. Pick your poison sort of deal.

    Sooners aren't obsessed stalkers convinced you're part of something more evil than just yourself. They're just football rivals. It's why beating them is a bigger deal than beating the Aggies, but losing to the Aggies is a bigger deal than losing to the Sooners.

    Aggies see it as a universe affirming event.

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