RomaVicta

He's got the Stephen McGee eyebrows. Could be trouble.

That was me he threatened. It's all true. I'm very chastised and grateful for his mercy.

I just say it's about DL recruiting. I could just as easily say it's concern about Global Warming or a dog running across the yard. A man must keep his dignity. ETA: Boy, was I late with this.

I think his unbiased neighbor must fuck with him all the time. Texas kicked your ass, still, it's impressive how close you kept it. Thanks, man. I thought so, too.

Not really, William. Ya'll were dining off of the phrase "on top of the SEC" and the gutty victory over the Bowling Green Seniors. Ask any geologist: 1 Now, William, is it or isn't it the QB change? You don't think Moss and Daniels benefitted from the threat of Reed? 2 Other issues? The Tigers are a comparable team to the dog-ass Aggies. Like Mizzou, this victory was not what you wanted to believe it was. The below sounds like the culture they were celebrating in the summer when the guys were lifting weights, throwing footballs, showing up at practice (!), and putting on their jerseys correctly. Really specific stuff there. Every team does those things or has those things. They're football teams. Impressive! Future's bright, though! Portal Dreams: Gonna be great!

I fully agree on keeping CR in CR. However, I thought the original post was another example of how homogenized the Aggies are regarding politics and how it naturally bleeds into their football posts. There, nobody objects because, as in all things, they all agree. Clones. Mebbe I'm wrong, though.

A humiliating loss?

The annual butt-fucking metaphors would be a little awkward.

He looks a little like General Custer. Ol' Sarge looks like he's already running away. Ivy League all the way!

It is impossible to overestimate the value of that patch on their uniforms to A&M. It was the only thing that made them "stand alone." It's something just as superfluous as all of their idiotic traditions and beliefs that they are really really really special. ETA: The mascot is actually a Comanche rather than a Seminole. Comanches rode horses (brillilantly) and were unique in fighting with the lance. Neither is true of Seminoles.

Plus, this crappy group of assistants is the best he could do last year. Who would he be able to attract who is any better anyway? Didn't one of his hires decide to go back to Florida and Napier? Ouch.

Their most brilliant examples of brilliance: Bravo, sir. Bravo! A constant mid-field line of scrimmage should be attainable as part of your facilities. Hit that portal hard in this new NIL Era! No shit, Sherlock. I believe that they've won the Big 12 championship virtually every year since they left. Why give up such a good run? Interesting distinction. It's neither jealousy nor blaming others if, delusionally, you're blaming others and claiming they receive special treatment. Aggie dark humor including some irony slips in when things look like shit. They're not all idiots over there. And irony! I laughed. Oh, sure you did./No shit. One posrep for a dry, concise, summary of the difference. I wonder if this guy was forced to be an Aggie through family tradition and indoctrination. Maybe he/she went to UT grad school. There are 7 SEC teams above you in the national rankings: The glass is half-full. (Don't ask what's in it.) No? Yes! Flashes! It all looked like a coast to the championship (natty!) after handling the seniors from Bowling Green and shellacking a top ten Missouri squad! I think you were LSU's only loss this season! No fool's gold here!

I was curious. That recruiting class where the Texas donors bailed out Sark was the 2022 class. I believe that means that the Aggies did more bailing for Jimbo than we did for Sark. Who is better at bailing? Poor Aggies.

1 They suck at music. 2 Texas band doesn't suck at music. Or power. 3 ESPN doesn't consult host schools about sound. 4 Adorable. 5 Sour grapes losers. See above, losers.

Texas toxicity and control of the refs. Or, loser excuses for losing. Those are just the first few. I had to check at halftime to see if another "all you young ags" was posted to enumerate our evils. Losers.

It's more than those things, and you know it.

The flag planting is needless, provocative gloating.

Dreamy Brauny has the lastest low-down on the new Aggie QB I don't mean to be a dick, but I am one. He's gone from mildly coherent to inflated in his style. The Aggies have added Cocoa Fl QB Brady Hart to their 2025 recruiting class. The Elk and his boys scoured the country looking under every stone, barking up trees, working the phones, calling in favors, and reading 247. Hey, Mike! Looky here, this really good QB from the '26 class, top guy, has become a non-national 250 player for 2025! Toss me one of them donuts! Here ya' go, Colin. Strawberry fill. I saved you one. Great work scouring! Lemme see the profile. We need a guy who can play right away, this guy looks perfect. He's already 16! He drives and everything. Let's revisit that paragraph and the one that follows. 1 "Following the decommitment of Husan." Anybody know if he had any plans on what to do after he decommitted? Go to ITT Tech or maybe start up his own food truck? What's that? He's going to Michigan who desperately needs a QB? Wonder why Brauny left that out. 2 Hart must be really good if he was a long time Michigan commit. I guess we got the better of those Wolverines in this deal. Benefit of being a real program!

This will be cheered by the MAGA voters. This will be slept through by ambulatory dullards who form the swing vote. Non-voters will join in the nap. Pro-republic anti-MAGAS will raise obvious arguments in clear language to absolutely no effect. When this happens, this investigation and the bogus report is issued, we'll be a fascist country for real. MAGAs will crawl out of the rotting anus of the moribund USA and spike the ball in celebration.

A couple of questions about signing day and "signing" itself. As I recall, the letter of intent is no more. Enrolling or...setting up financing?...is the new instrument of obligation such as it is. Am I correct? Is early signing period still just a window or the opening of unending signing season for this class? What will happen on signing day in place of the letter of intent? Thanks for indulging my ignorance.

How about a plaque?