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  1. 15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    So you thought it was more palatable to search for and then post the pic - with no warning or spoiler tag?  Bullshit. 

    I don't even know how to use spoiler tags. I'm brand new here and to posting and will be going back there. I don't use social media either. Goodnight.

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  2. 2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

    I've seen a lot on here from my time in the shadows. I've never seen someone post anything remotely close to animal abuse until now. Of course, I haven't seen it all. Regardless, it's fucked up.

    I get it. Again, someone said a python ate a cat. Someone asked what happened. I couldn't get myself to type it out. Bad on me. I'll take the fuck you. But I don't condone animal abuse and didn't post it just to be posting it. It was the topic of conversation. I should have just let it be. It is late. Goodnight. I'll move on.  Delete my account. Have at it.

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  3. 5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    I've seen it before and it makes my blood run cold. We have 5 dogs and seeing a defenseless animal like a puppy/dog or kitten/cat being hurt just hits me in the core like nothing else. 

    Trust me, same here. I couldn't type it out in response, so found the gif and just wasn't thinking in that exact moment how it is worse than typing. Sent a PM to the mods to see if they will delete it. I own one dog and a cat. 

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  4. Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

    Animal abuse and kid abuse just ain't cool, no matter in humor or not. You know that obviously, but man, you can do better. We're all shitheads here, but there is a line. 

    Oh, I agree. I mean, the only reason I posted it is the story posted on here tonight and then question asked afterwards. When the question was asked, I couldn't stomach myself to write it and then posted that just not thinking at that moment how it is worse. Heck, I have house pets, so definitely don't condone that. I also have no idea the backstory (someone mentioned there was a backstory)

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  5. 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    Good to know you're a total piece of shit 

    Sorry if I offended anyone. I would delete it if I could edit. I didn't tell the story or ask for the question.  Guess I wasn't thinking, but I didn't want to answer the question, as it is tough to write so posted a gif not realizing it may have been worse. My apologies.

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  6. 1 hour ago, golfclap said:

    4.59 shuttle? Oof. 
     

    Ran in March of his freshman year.  Covid has screwed up the evaluation process. For kids his size, I would expect a three-tenths of a second improvement, if not more, in the forty from frosh to senior. In the shuttle? I'm not as sure.  Repetition makes a big difference in the shuttle. If he gets it down to say 4.2, wouldn't you say that's serviceable for a safety?

    Just speculating.

    Hopefully we see times this spring, otherwise evaluation is going to be really tough.

  7. 11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

    So the cops eventually show up. Everyone hiding and ducking into people's apartments. Blake is running around bc no one can find Canasta. Where is the white cat? This beautiful white cat? Where is that cat? so a few people go back into the room where Caesar is. Realize Caesar is not supposed to be out of her enclosure. 

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  8. 5 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
    13 minutes ago, Machinator said:
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    I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.
    Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

     

    Somebody call the yellow rose to see if they're hiring.

    You rang?

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  9. 8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

     

    And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

    True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

    only half the world likes large boobs, they are just the obnoxious half. The other half likes perky, smaller cups. They're actually much easier to play with than D cups, which get in the way, and they won't be sagging as much with age. Also, many times big tits comes with a price: dumb, self serving, drama queen, gold digger, you name it.

    Smaller cups make exercise easier, which usually means healthier, toned, in-shape.

    Sharon has great hips, as long as she's not bony I don't think "skinny" really matters. Your bone structure determines a healthy weight. Angelina Jolie is bony and skinny. No thank you. Stone isn't in that category.

    The worst of all are the women who get boob jobs. It looks good until the clothes come off, then it is very underwhelming. Be proud of who you are.

    Now, if you'll move along:

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  10. 51 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Posted on the podcast thread on the football board(if you haven’t already, listen, subscribe and give the equivalent of Bijan amount of stars)

    we are looking for someone to provide some commit analysis, I love recruiting and follow it closely but I don’t know jack shit about most of these dudes except what the collective hive mind thinks. I don’t want to regurgitate a bunch of 995er drivel and would love for someone from surly to maybe provide a paragraph or two about what we can expect from commits as the sark train gets rolling and either come on the pod or have either me or Rick read it on the pod. I know we have some knowledgeable dudes on the recruiting board who could give us more of a deep dive. @golfclap @Burt Macklin @Fud came to mind but it’s been awhile since the recruiting board has been worth a damn and I know there are more of y’all out there. Hit my PMs

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  11. 40 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

    hmm.  interesting.  when the analyst thing got started by Saban (and under Mack) I thought the rule was they just look at game film and talk to coaches(no field, no player interaction, no recruiting).  maybe the rule is vague and teams have been exploiting it.

    If I remember correctly:

    1. They coach in practice

    2a. They recruit on the phone and during recruiting visits. They are NOT allowed to recruit off-campus. 

    2b. The off-campus rule is easily enforceable.

    3a. They can be on the sideline on gameday, but are NOT supposed to coach or have much contact with the players.

    3b. Alabama, and others, have been accused of breaking this rule, but it is really hard to enforce.

     

     

     

  12. 4 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

    Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

    Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

    He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

     

     

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  13. 3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

    He promoted Lupoi to DC to avoid losing him. Everyone knew that was a risk.....and even then, Alabama played for a NC. Holding, by all accounts is a good coach and His stats are inflated a bunch because Alabama’s offense scored often.

    My biggest concern remains his results with the pass happy, spread teams on the schedule. The only two teams they played this year with explosive offenses:

    Ole Miss: 48 pts allowed

    Florida: 46 pts allowed

     

    And that's with 5-star talent

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