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Mr. Mojo Risin'

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  1. By my count, all of theirs are outside top 300... What am I missing
  2. So... You're a tits guy, huh?
  3. Collies are among the ugliest dogs out there, imo. This is what I think of every time I see one
  4. Don't forget ketch... Nice lil 3way with @TheMailBox357 Yeah he wasn't involved, but why not?
  5. So.... We should send him a copy of the Atlanta journal report?
  6. In Soviet Russia, Baylor fucks you Oh wait that's in Waco
  7. Now THAT'S a camel toe 😂
  8. Seems like they negative recruiting themselves with that selection... Except the legacies
  9. Leslie Mann is Jason Bateman's wife. Drops a nasty deuce right before Ryan Reynolds (in Bateman's body) was gonna hit it. He passed. Anyway, moving on
  10. That and they had an 8:00 foursome tee time... So the coaches said, "fuck it, keep em together"
  11. Your girl doesn't like anal, huh? @rvm96 have you seen the movie to know the context?
  12. Y'all remember that movie where Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switched bodies? If I ever see Justin Verlander pissing in a fountain you can bet you ass I'm sprinting over and joining him. And I don't care if Kate drops a nasty shit right before bed. Hell I don't even care if she wipes...
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