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  1. On 10/29/2020 at 4:54 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    I'm beginning to hope this election causes massive rioting and results in the end of the election process as we know it.  It will be worth it if the fucking spam texts stop.  I estimate that I have unsubscribed to every fucking candidate on the ballot and they still keep coming.  Fuck them all.  Next one I get I'm responding with a dick pic.

    I just reply.....FUCK OFF

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  2. On 10/23/2020 at 9:29 PM, Helobious said:

    Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

    Know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

     

     

     

    A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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  3. On 9/25/2020 at 3:10 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

    another youtube recomendation.... although this could technically go into the Bevoette and Jade thread,  most of you will understand why I posted it here once you get to the actual dogwash part where the owners sister steps in...

    The channel is Life with Malamutes.... I watch occasionally, this big fluffy dude has a condition that requires a bath every week, and he pouts over and over again when told its bath time. And at 130#... he kinda dictates what he wants to do.

     

     

    I wouldn't mind Miss blue yoga pants giving me a bath.

  4. I have an aggy coworker that told me their might be some fireworks before the game.  Apparently the corp turds do a walk from somewhere on campus to the stadium.  He said that BLM protesters are planning on blocking their path to the stadium.

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  5. 1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

    The upcoming ugliness just multiplied by a factor of three.

    But RIP Justice Ginsberg - she was a tough old bird. 

    Should have Weekend at Bernies her until after the election.  Just to keep the shit show from happening before the election.

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