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SurlyGator

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  1. 4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    Waiting to get discharged from the ER again. 
    7th “visit” in one year.

    Sucks shit through a straw 

     

     

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    Dude, get the ablation scheduled already!

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  2. OK, I have a continuation question in the meme theme:

     

     

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    Has anyone ever come out with an official version of what he was actually saying?  Surely this isn't it.  And yes, I'm calling you Shirley.

  3. OK, I'm in with a world leaders theme:

    Vladimir Putin

    Volodymyr Zelenskyy

    Benjamin Netanyahu

    Joe Biden

    Bashar al-Assad

    Nancy Pelosi

    Mohammed bin Salman

    George W. Bush

    Martin Sheen - president Josiah Bartlett

    Barron Trump

     

    (and for the record, I am perfectly content only getting 27 or 28 points for Putin)

  4. I have reached the age where towel drying the underside of my scrotum after my morning shower is typically the highlight of my day.  Not in an erotic sense, more in a scratching that itch that you didn't even realize you had kind of way.

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  5. 3 hours ago, Iceman said:

    I most definitely do NOT recommend flu-camp for Christmas ever again.  Very sucky.

    We had a GI viral bug Christmas camp several years ago.  Four adults and two children.  No one was spared.  The onset of the first puke from each person was about an hour apart.  Much better in 36-48 hours, but man it was brutal up to that point.  Would NOT recommend.

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  6. My wife likes an occasional iced coffee, but she loads it up with creamer.  She bought one of those Stok bottles at Costco, and I wash and refill it with a stout pot of home brew, let it cool and refrigerate.  Heck of a lot cheaper than $6 a bottle, and with as much crap as she puts in it she doesn't complain.

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