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  1. 6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    Thats literally not what I said you room temperature IQ idiot.  I even gave you 4 counterpoints to teams that don’t cheat (anymore) including our most hated rival in OU. 
     

    Yes, everyone who wins cheats and everyone who disagrees with you is dumb. We get it. 
     

    Zero facts behind your claims UGA cheated. Just jealousy and insecurity by yet another nerdy little bitch in this absolute joke of a fucking fanbase. 
     

    Your school is slightly better than mid, your state is below mid educationally, your state is largely garbage, it is surrounded by garbage states of nothingness and none of you dumbasses realize everyone in the world considers you rednecks along with the rest of the south. 

    Let me know how the SWC ended, you retarded nerd of a little cocksucking bitch. You may be the dumbest of this idiotic fucking fanbase. 
     

     

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  2. 4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    That fact that you didn’t notice I led with “Bama” shows you are an even bigger dipshit than I suspected, and I suspected you were dumber than anyone on here not named@Helobiousalready. Congrats. You may be dumber than him. 

    Or maybe I’m working and laughing at how fucking stupid your premise is. 
     

    “Everyone who wins, cheats”. 
     

    Good excuse. GTech fans have used that for decades. Except they’ve gotten caught for cheating too. 

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  3. 21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    If you seriously don’t know that when Georgia hired Kirby Smart they went on a systematic and large scale cheating jag I don’t know what to tell you. You are either doing a willful blindness act or are dumb enough that I’m surprised you were able to turn on your computer and find this site. 
    We have always maintained at Texas that we don’t do large scale institutional cheating the way they do at the following schools:

    Bama, Georgia, Aggy, (OU in the past- they’ve actually cleaned their act up in the last 30 years), Ohio State, Clemson, Auburn, LSU, USC, and at times Ole Miss and Tennessee.
     

    The proof of that, literally, is when it was taken out of the murky depths of dishonesty Texas went from never winning a head to head against those schools to winning almost all of them. Gee, wonder why that was? 

    Texas, Michigan, and the Domers are the blue bloods (I suppose Nebraska too) that never seriously played the bag game and their history of being up and down sort of shows that. Let’s just say we won’t ever miss out on classes anymore because someone decides that they are going to outbid us and leave it at that. 

    Georgia will be fine in the new paradigm. You might have to get a coach that isn’t a barely functional retard between here and there, but yall have enough passion and advantages from being quasi urban as opposed to backwater hicks that I think it will be more or less ok for you. But it won’t be Texas. And, right now, we are also smarter than you, so, uh, yeah- good luck with all that. 
     

    The fact you don’t have Ala in that list shows how clueless you are. 
     

    You’re just guessing. UGA has never missed a bowl, conference title, been banned from TV or had wins vacated in the history of its football program. 
     

    Clemson, Ala, Aub, Tenn, UF, Ole Miss, UK, Miss St. Texas A&M, OU, Ok State, ND, Mich, etc have. 
     

    You don’t know what you’re talking about. You are just guessing because we’ve won more national titles in the past three years than Texas has in 50 years despite being in shitty conferences.

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  4. 7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

    It has been said many times who gives a shit about conference we are not aggy, We're Texas. The SEC became they best conference because they acted like SMU in the 80's but did not report each other. Now NIL is here and Texas can play on a level playing field. Like I have told every aggy that says we cheated too. I ask them do you really believe that if Texas was also cheating we would have ever been outbid by the likes of aggy, SMU or the SEC. It a new era and Texas is now a player in the new space.

    We reported each other, we just didn’t cheat as recklessly and egregiously as the SWC which is no longer on existence. Who was in that league, btw? 
     

    Any fan of a top 50 program pretending they didn’t cheat since 1950 is full of it. It’s just a question of how much. 
     

    There is 1980s SMU, Clemson. Auburn, UF level and then there is everyone else. 

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  5. 1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

    They threw a hissy fit and did not bring their band so and that is one notices the opposing crowd most since they are doing their thing. I don't remember thinking these guys brought a lot of fans like I did for LSU.

    They have hissy fits about everything. With the league office down the street in Bham, they are used to be taken care of. 
     

    They whine about everything, then go out and attack rival fans on a regular basis. 
     

    Alabama fan shootings

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  6. 16 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

    As long as the checks don’t bounce, it’s acceptable. Don’t pretend there’s some kind of camaraderie or esprit de corps, though. There isn’t. 

    I agree. We all hate each other, we just know we’re the best football conference and have been for decades. 
     

    Welcome to the big time. 

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  7. 4 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

    Hey cunt, why don’t you fuck off back to secrant or whatever shit bag site you came from. 

    You’re a little late, we went over all this yesterday..

    13 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

    Well then we will see you in Austin, only folks I have seen travel here is LSU.

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    Longhorn sections of 5K were behind me.

    Fair enough. How many did Ala bring (roughly). 

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  8. 4 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

    Lol, this guy thinks 10K is a large crowd. 

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    We brought 25K to 30K to Michigan and what I saw at Michigan seemed low compared to what I saw in Oxford.

    We brought 40K to ND. And 2/3 of the crowd at the Rose Bowl against OU. 
     

    10K in a 60K stadium is more significant than 15K (max) that you brought to Mich’s 110K stadium. 

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  9. 22 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    Ok- so here's the deal about the SEC- they are playing a rigged game and this whole entire edifice of dominance is a feedback loop built on nothing.  I hate that we are in this conference (not that I mind we are gone from the big 12) with these morons, but here we go.

    Basically- Alabama is the 800 Pound Gorilla. They run things.  They swath babies in houndstooth checkered diapers (or maybe just let them shit in those hats- I dunno all their odd customs). Bear Bryant is hallowed and revered.  Royal never lost to them. I think we are something like 8-2 against them. Both losses were barely losses after we our starting QB went down.  Basically- for Alabama to beat Texas they need luck, help and our QB getting injured and then the game is likely to be 1 score or less toss up with 3 minutes left- even if Garret Gilbert is driving the bus for Texas.  Or Hudson Card.  Or some other not our standard QB that wasn't ready for prime time and thus wasn't the starter.  When our QB stays upright the whole game we swat them. Now, we are getting to the point where sloth (Mack) and stupidity (charlie and Herman) no longer run the program and even if the starter doesn't stay upright it's not a big deal b/c we will come with Arch on your ass.  Literally- no team in the SEC beat St. Nick by 10 at their place.  Until we scheduled that game.

    Georgia is next. They became a national power by cheating their asses off and winning every auction in town for a 5 or 10 year stretch, while Kirby Smart managed to squander "all that talent".  We had kids spend their entire spring break in Austin, love it hear and then the check from Georgia cleared and they showed up to Athens without a visit to UGA.  And yet- for all that Georgia still loses every time they see Alabama on the other side of the field. They are used to being beta submissives.  Do they talk a lot of shit?  Undoubtedly.  I remember how they were so big and bad and tough they were going to beat up on a meathead Tom Herman team.  Funny that- we won by 28-21 b/c Turtle Tom is fundamental incapable of winning by more than a score- but anyone who watched that game pointed and laughed at the concept that Georgia was better than us.  And that was a shitty Tom Herman team that I believe lost 4 games that year.  Whatever.  Georgia will learn to bend the knee to Bevo the same way they always have to Bama.  And, for added benefit this Bevo has shown that he would just as soon gore UGA as look at him.  I like that in Bevo.  I assume the football team will be the same.

    Missouri has a 100 year history of being irrelevant.  They showed up and immediately won the division twice with "Big 12 players".  Yawn.  Just means more. Or something.

    aggy showed up with big 12 players and promptly had their best year in forever, johnny 8-ball won a Heisman and they went 10-2.  Old 8-4 aggy finally found a game they could beat and it was the mighty SEC.  Fun fact- their win percentage in the SEC is basically dead ass on the big 12 or SWC all time- but like every so slightly higher in the SEC.  So, although they can be mediocre anywhere they can be slightly better in the SEC, even though it's that much harder.

    Ole Miss- thanks for Archy and Eli's grandson/nephew. Y'all I suppose were almost relevant while they were there. Enjoy rooting for Arch to win 2 Heismans and be on 3 national championship teams wearing burnt orange. 

    Miss State- HA.  I can't even summon the energy to write about you. 

    Auburn and LSU- I'd go on and on but you'd just have to have someone read it to you and that would embarrass both me and y'all.  

    Everyone else other than Vandy is a big blob of dreck as far as I'm concerned.  Vandy though- I see you over there as the only team in the conference (I believe) to have a winning record against Texas.  We are coming to take that away from you in the next decade and then nobody in the conference will have a winning record against us.  

    Y'all have built a national hype machine through ESPN where y'all were the worst of the worst cheaters, and insular thoughtlessness allowed y'all to get away with losing extra games and still playing for it all because it means more.  We roll in and see the SEC with 6 of the top 7 teams in the country and all I could do is laugh.  Mizzou?  Sure Jan.  Tennessee?  Ha. Lose to Arky, barely beat Florida, beat that abortion of an OU team by 10?  Nah.  Bama- lose to Vandy. Congrats.  Georgia- of course you roll over and expose your belly to Bama.  Ole Miss- yeah- any game that looks remotely important you find a way to lose.  So- all those schools that were supposed to be so good and we are at the half way point in the season and it's just Texas that has an unblemished record.  

    This is the game that was circled on everyone's schedule around dixieland.  It's where big bad Texas is going to get its comupance.  Usually, SEC fans are used to drafting behind Bama and riding their coat tails but Sark & Ewers rubbed their nose in it last year.  So, now it's up to Georgia to beat us and not expose this conference as the bunch of overrated clowns that we've all, I suspect, deep down, known them to be.  

    Not gonna happen.  Texas plays their A game (I'm not talking perfect I mean like what we brought to Michigan and Alabama last year) and it's a 3 score win.  Texas plays a B game and we win by 10.  If we bring our sloppy bullshit offensive selves to this party (which to be clear I don't expect) that we did against OU (or Washington last year) we are in a coin flip game.  I'm not even going to entertain the idea of us playing poorly and not getting up for these yahoos.  Texas has pride.  Texas has athletic arrogance.  Texas has the horses, and the headsets and I think everyone is about to see that there is one team, head and shoulders above the rest of the schools in this conference, and that is Texas.  Y'all should have never invited this camel to stick it's nose under your tent.  Now that we can play players and don't have to deal with the perception gap yall are about to see what a motivated Texas, with a good signal caller, and everyone pulling on the oars at the same time and in the same direction can do.  And it won't be good.  For yall.  


    The only problem with this game is I have to wait another 6 days to see it happen.  Seems completely unfair.  

    IS he a Georgia dipshit?  I thought maybe it was someone who was mad that I used a dirty word or something.  Whatever. 

    Interesting stuff, but most SEC fans were pulling for Texas vs Bama. We aren’t a bunch of pro conference sycophants who cheer for each other against nonconf teams. 
     

    That’s yet another untrue stereotype about the SEC. 
     

    Would love to see more about UGA cheating in recruiting over the past few years. Must’ve missed that. We’ve always recruited well. If you ever visit, you may see why. 

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  10. 1 hour ago, Nivek said:


    I heard that Manhattan, Kansas was nice, and I like Morgantown, WV, but I was last there just before they joined the B12. Columbia Missouri was fine as well and with larger cities nearby.

    Knoxville was good to me as well, and listening to bluegrass at a Mexican restaurant in Crosby? while patrons passed around moonshine is a fond memory. And of course whitewater rafting.

    But I am kind of easygoing, I even managed to find something positive in Farmington, NM. But Bloomfield absolutely blows. On par with Lawton, OK.

    Come to Athens next year. You'll enjoy it. But hopefully not the final score. 

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  11. 4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


    I am from S. Florida. Gainesville is fine, but nothing special, and the surrounding area was crappy from what I recall. Maybe it improved. It has been a long time.

    You're right - Oxford is a better trip than UF. Still, you'll like the SEC roadtrips better than the truck stop league. Also, 2:30 or 6:30 local kickoffs vs 11am. 

    Home games vs LSU, Ala, Tenn, UGA, Aub, Ark, A&M has to be more exciting and interesting than the previous league. Nobody watched any of those games except Texas-OU. 

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  12. 58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

     And it was not a “nice” choke job.  It was an exceptional choke job - in duration, originality and execution. Why, not everyone loses a score by not calling a qb sneak - and then loses another score by sneaking with the wrong quarterback.  That kind of planning takes time. You won’t see it’s like for some time unless you watch Aggy games on the reg.  

    It was certainly unique. Definitely put something on UTK when it was 10-0. That was as predictable of a comeback as you'll find. 

    Who's the next coach? Lane Kiffin or Urban? 

     

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  13. 3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

    Stfu aggy

    I've found the paranoid conspiracy theorist. 

    I am less of an Aggie than you are. 

    9 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

    Interested to see how Beck handles playing on the road after way last two have gone. I wouldn’t be filled with confidence if I were a UGA fan given they are very lucky to not be 0-2 on road in SEC games so far against two teams decidedly below the Texas team they should see on Saturday.. 

    Terribly. Our OC is Mike Bobo. I'd trust you more than him. 

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  14. Just now, texifornia said:

    Wait are you trying to say Gainesville is nicer than Oxford and the Grove?

    Better area. Stay at the beach. Drive over for the game. Oxford is not bad but it's in the worst state in the country. Going to Oxford in a few weeks, but we have to stay in Memphis. Rough town. Anything near Oxford is two night minimum upwards of a mortgage per night. Grove gets a little crowded and angry with everyone crammed in there, most drunk and younger. 

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  15. 17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

    Since that includes Texas now, I take that as some kind of pro-masturbation announcement.  Ain’t nobody gonna disagree with that…

    Let me know what I can do to help you beat the Leg Humpers. Thoughts, prayers, voodoo curses, human sacrifice..

     

    Nice choke job last night. The one time we cheer for you lizards. 

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