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ChickenNuggets

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  1. 3 hours ago, The Grassy Nole said:

    San Antonio is that desperate dude on Tinder who constantly swipes right on any chance for a franchise.  Kinda hope they get one eventually

    Not enough money for corporate box seats or advertisers… a ton of fans who’d buy the cheap seats or sit in the parking lot tailgating during the game though.

  2. 6 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

    Let’s get the usual troupes out of the way:

    - Austin isn’t big enough
    - not enough corporate sponsors
    - Cowboys will block it
    - Longhorns will block it
    - city council will block it
    - no good Stadium location

    Are you kidding?? The Austin City Counsel would allow development over Barton Springs pool, much less allowing a new sports stadium in some east Austin field if enough promises were made. There’s no real loyalty to Austin of yore by this modern, cali-influenced counsel, No CR.

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  3. A friend and I were both switching jobs and had some downtime so we started a Java edition realm about 3 years ago.

    The only pack I have is to keep the Enders from picking up dirt blocks. Other than that, pretty vanilla.

    After three years we have tons of builds and farms. Definitely sucks time. But It’s fun to figure out.

    Caves and Cliffs will be bad ass.

  4. 45 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

    Boys, I can't help but feel a seismic shift in "who has hand."

    When aggy was accepted into the SEC, I imagine the thinking was long these lines, " Ok boys, there is a recruiting rich environment in the State of Texas and we are not getting enough of them. There are a lot of television sets in Houston too. Let's go after them. 

    So, they naturally look at aggy. And the SEC knows that aggy has not finished in the top 4 in football, basketball nor baseball since before the North Koreans poured over the 38th parallel. aggy has a massive inferiority complex and will be just the type of cuckold puppet we need. They won't challenge our national power programs and they will put the conference above their own needs. And... we can screw with Texas a little bit. And so .... aggy gets the invitation. And it works out exactly like the SEC thought it would.  aggy trumpets the conference, doesn't even win their own division, and they don't see that the SEC is humping their wife every time aggy goes out into the sheep fields.

    With Texas ... there is a different narrative. Texas brings to the SEC a national brand. It bolsters the SEC's bankroll and makes negotiations with the SEC's Sith Lord and Master, the Mouse, a bit easier. BUT, for the mighty SEC there is a downside. Whereas, aggy wasn't much of a threat to go into Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia to poach recruits... we are... and will. After all, "How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm after they've seen Paree? (or Austin)" They are bringing the wealthiest and now, most successful athletic program into the SEC.

    Undoubtedly, there have been talks about conference championship games rotating with some being played in Texas.... something the SEC did not even have to consider when the cuckold puppet joined.

    As Japanese Admiral Yamamoto wrote in his diary, "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant ... and filled him with a terrible resolve."

    Texas is the new Sith Lord of the SEC... We'll be portrayed as a villain by the other teams in some form or fashion. Bring it, says I, but a lot of these hillbillies have chips on their shoulder and want to take it out on the rich kid. But you're right, the rest of the country will be opened up to Longhorn recruiting and coaching for that matter.

    What i'm more interested in seeing is the evolution of the spread and how offenses in Texas high school might adapt if Texas begins to model itself more towards an SEC style.

  5. 2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    And surfing too.... the water wave kind, not the Internet. 

    So, I'm "new" here. Was pretty active on Shaggybevo, then shaggytexas, but took the decade off. I'm so happy to see Army Brat still going strong and yelling at clouds. Much love my man. Imagine, hitting your senior years just when Eisenhower came to office and seeing the evolution of college football since the leather helmet days. The stories you must have. 😋

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  6. 2 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

    In on page 200 . I'll take this opportunity to say "Fuck Baylor, Fuck A&M, Tough Shit Tech" 

    and don't you numb nuts start practicing your SEC Chants, Texas Fight is the proper response 

    This comment would have been twice as cool if said as a Haiku.

  7. Shit, haven't posted since the Shaggy days... This thread is as good as any to get back in the saddle. 

    Paging Mister Thujone..

    Stephen Colbert Popcorn GIF by Leroy Patterson

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