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Xminus6

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  1. On 12/3/2023 at 9:37 PM, Beau Vine said:

    Do I have this right?

    aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

    And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

    And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

    I feel like I'm hallucinating...

    They weren’t going to make ERob the DC. Elks tried to bring Santucci with him to Aggy but he decided instead to stay at Duke. They were going to make Robinson “the highest paid position coach in the country” at $2m. He turned them down. 

  2. On 12/3/2023 at 7:32 PM, Sir Ulrich said:

    We're about 5 years away from looch claiming he was roommates with Travis as well. 

    He asked to suck Kelce’s cock so he could claim he went down on Taylor Swift.  

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  3. 47 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

    Anyone that looks like Elko does at 46 assuredly has personal issues. 

    I was thinking about it: there really hasn’t been an obese coach who’s dominated CFB in a while. Who was really the last?

    Saban, Carroll, Meyer, Dabo, Mack wasn’t nearly as heavy back in 06. I guess Kirby is chubby.

  4. 4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    I remember when Tech had to pay a handler to help manage Mike Leach’s drinking problem in Lubbock after he passed out on the roadside on his way to an alumni gathering in Midland or some shit. He’d still show up places shithoused, but he’d get there on time. RIP Pirate. 

    Anywho, after all of the angry shit talking the aggies have done about Sarkisian and his battle with alcohol, this could get really, sadly, fun. Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night. He didn’t handle the HC stress well at Duke. I doubt there’s nearly the same level of pressure on him in College Station though. 

    Still, they might want to hire like 3 or 8 handlers for him, just in case. 

    Five chicken fried steaks a night is excessive. 

  5. 43 minutes ago, TXpride said:

    Fisch is the only name I've seen floated that would somewhat concern me.. if it's the DL coach, holee shit lol

    Can’t see him doing it now. He was basically left at the altar by the groom for a fat hag he had a crush on in high school.

    No self respecting coach would walk back into negotiating room after that. 

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  6. 7 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

    And it's not like these names are coming from random media guys obviously being linked by agents trying to get raises, if Bjork isn't saying the names himself, Lucci is and that's practically the same thing.

    Yeah. I’m not getting there strategy here. Seems like the play is to usually float unimpressive names and surprise with a very good hire. If it ends up being Elko or Traylor or even Fisch it starts their whole regime out with a huge disappointment.

     Can’t imagine it’ll help their recruiting to play it that way either. 

  7. 44 minutes ago, BB65 said:

    Why would anyone take the aggy job for less of a contract than Jimbo's?

    Starting the year, aggy was already behind GA, Bama, Tenn, Ole Miss and LSU. As this season played out in reality they are also behind OU and Texas which joins the SEC next year. The new coach has to recruit and coach his ass off to attempt to gain ground on the seven teams ahead of them. Aggy has set the precedent of what they are willing to pay a coach with a guaranteed contract and no buy out. I ask again why would anyone take the aggy job for less of a contract than Jimbo's?

    This is especially true for Kiffin. For all they shit he’s talked about Jimbo, there’s no way he would go there for less money than Jimbo got. 

  8. 43 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

    Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured.  I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was  mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.

    Yeah. I realize he’s getting his ass kicked. Just didn’t watch the whole game to see if he actually sustained an obvious injury. But maybe you’re right that his parents are pulling the plug. Brad looked really pissed in the stands. 

  9. 2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

    The year prior to me graduating from HS (88) Dad bought a “big screen” which was at best 44” inches in screen size. But that M f’er was a huge piece that was at least 3-4’ wide, 5’ tall, and 2’ wide/thick. It was a beast, for 40” of TV screen! Try to move that without a dolly, good luck!

    Hook’em!!!

    Was it one of those front projection jobbies that had red, green and blue spotlights shining at the screen? I don’t think there was ever a 44” CRT TV.  I bought a “fancy” Sony Trinitron 32” tube TV in 2001 and that fucker weighed a ton. 

  10. 38 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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    No one but A&M is stupid enough to pay Jimbo $10 million a year much less guaranteed, and he isn't walking away without it. 

    This seems like its going to boil over to a fever pitch with some gomers burning down their stadium. 

    Stupid. His contract is guaranteed. If he were to take another job there is no offset. He has no reason to “quit.” He has 78 million reasons to wait to get fired. 

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  11. 41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    Any idea that maybe that was the play the whole time?  Push the snap past Quinn, cause mass confusion, let the RB pick it up, get the first down, profit.

    I actually questioned whether the play was supposed to be snapped to Sanders. He walked right up behind Ewers and even put his hands down between Ewers legs like he was receiving a snap. 

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  12. 7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


    I must say that I celebrate your appearance on every commitment thread. She's gorgeous.

    Haha. I made that original image. I think I uploaded a high res version of it in here a while back. 

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