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William Bludworth

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  1. Tits, yes. Face? It's like looking at Mario Cristobal with a banging body. X...no. No. I'd still smash. Not proud, but I'd take one for the team.
  2. You'll get Beth Mowens and like it!
  3. I'm fine with 'Tuddy' when being intentionally funny, but yeah, those other two have got to go.
  4. So, uh, how about them Hoosiers? They about to whip Miami's ass. They gonna tear out the entire team's large intestines and fuck them on national TV.
  5. I have some good news and I have sone bad news. The good news is I brought this picture, the bad news is they're gonna blow him...away, too.
  6. No player has ever done that before or since. He's literally the only specimen on earth to have accomplished that using only his head and trap muscles. Absolutely incredible. There are two with the Royals and one with the White Sox that I know of. The one with the White Sox where he snaps that bat over his quads was pure adrenaline. He did it first with the Royals after striking out.
  7. Right now I would take a two-legged amputee that could catch anything other than charges.
  8. Lanning is like the villain (or the Brain in Pinky and the Brain) in every movie who tells everyone what he's about to do only to get shoved in a Costco trashcan. Cignetti is more like someone who doesn't recognize good or evil, only moral flexibility, and will use it at any chance he gets. There is no morality/immorality, there just is, therefore he's more dangerous.
  9. Yeah? Let me know when Lanning steps it up on the throttle and marries a woman who tries to kill everyone on a plane by trying to open the doors mid-flight. Lanning is an amateur compared to Herman.
  10. I'm going to play devil's advocate here for a second— If Sark doesn't at the very least make the semis next season with Arch, is it time to finally point and say "Dude is fucking lost. We need and should do better. We're gonna end up with our own James Franklin"? Because even Mack won a championship in his 6th year when it was much, much harder to do with everyone jockying for the 1-2. How much rope should someone as a HC at Texas realistically get? We're a blue blood, but not the only one. Plenty have fired coaches at other blue bloods for incompetence and just not getting it done. We aren't special. Or You'll have people say "He won with a generational QB! the GOAT!" OK? Well, Sark has a generational QB from the first family of football. Mack had GDGD. Sark has himself. It's not like Texas is hurting for money or talent, but it's starting to show some warts on the talent side. It's hurting for evaluation and coaching. People can't make excuses forever unless you're aggy. Should people continue to have hope that Sark can finally get over the hump, even with what seems like literally our entire roster outside of starters bolting? With a portal to raid every single year? Top 1-10 classes every year he's been the coach? And no, I'm not counting the transition class, even though it had more NFL talent than he's showing now. He's the man in control, he does the hiring, he places the tags on his staff, including himself. At what point do the white knighters look in the mirror and admit they were wrong? Year 8, 9, 10-12? Because it's coming up faster than you remember.
  11. Yeah, it's called schrodinger's roster. Maybe it's scrotumger's roster now. It's all muledick.
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