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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I do not want that motherfucker anywhere near Sark and his staff to "give advice" about shit he doesn't know or can't
  2. Holy shit! My BIL can't go because of some business meeting, so I got a ticket! Fuck. Yes. I don't care how cold it is. I'll let my nipples get hard for this game. I'll be the guy that looks like the kid from A Christmas Story.
  3. I swear to Christ Mack is like pancreatic cancer. He just won't go away. It's both annoying, and we will all be dead before he's strapped to a gurney and wheeled out. I used to like him, but after his firing and telling recruits to look elsewhere, he's never getting off of my shit list, even if it were a blessing in disguise to wander the proverbial desert for 12 years before success. Fuck that motherfucker.
  4. Fair enough
  5. I mean I've seen a guy being chopped up by a machete and chainsaw on livekink before it shut down, but I've also witnessed far worse.
  6. Just here to say Gunnar Helm is my favorite TE at Texas, ever. Gunnar Helm David Thomas Jermichael Finley Bo Scaife
  7. You have offended DJ Campbell. He drags his knuckles his arms are so long.
  8. Damn. I don't care where it comes from, we're racking up all kinds of rewards for players, coaches, and S&C. Fuckin A
  9. No, idoit. My wife cheated on me in June and we're divorced, so that's just an idiot who clearly either a) is in denial, or b) he's in denial, obviously. I also absolutely will not shell out money to these "recruiting" sites that are hit or miss, and mostly miss. My money goes right to the player(s), son.
  10. Yeah, no Oklahoma chicks. Every other SEC team has smoke shows like we do. Oklahoma? Not so much. They're clearly the outlier
  11. So he's stupid and overrated. He's perfect for aggy.
  12. I really liked this kid. It sucks that his journey to the NFL is all but done. He was a very good WR that the staff had plans for him to play early. Anyway, good luck to the kid. Also, all I've got is I played against Clint Dempsey in club soccer. We beat them, and at that time he hadn't found his stride yet. But I'm Haooy he went on to have a successful career. I'm also glad we beat them. He's a nice guy, BTW.
  13. Small peen syndrome and narcissism. Smiley glad handling, car sells man.
  14. But only if it gives you a boner, diarrhea, heart arrhythmia, black shit, or Mesothelioma.
  15. All in one fell swoop from morons 1) Sark just kinda thinks what all real ags know - Arch is good not great. Just OK. 2) Why hasn't the prodigal son played in the playoffs yet? Is it because Sark consults with those good ags and believes he's just OK; or, you know, he's behind the guy that's gotten us to the CFP twice in a row (defense too, obviously) And...3) Apparently there is QB drama in the locker room. Arch and Ewers kicking Trey Owens and Cole Lourd in the vag sack. It's simply amazing how they would even know, unless....their best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Manning pass out at 31 flavors last night.
  16. So he's a good in-game caller and a good X' and O's guy working with top talent, but he's not a good coach. Gotcha. So to prove he's a good coach he has to play all 2 stars. Why didn't anyone tell this to SABAN!!!! I see someone didn't understand the project.
  17. I can honestly say I've never heard him speak, but your description made me fucking laugh. 😂
  18. Well you did say he's a possible serial killer. That's probably why. Billy wants to live and keep gifting off those morons.
  19. Agree with all of this. The fact that it's played in Dallas gives me more hope; and it's not like the talent difference is drastic. We aren't overrmathed. I don't care what the line says, it will be a close game. I also can't wait to fuck them up in the shoe in our first game next season.
  20. Dude, yes! That Griffin INT was absolutely insane. I still cannot believe how he did it. Just beautiful.
  21. Fuck you, Scataboo. Even though I wish you were on our team.
  22. I really can't believe our defense played 97 snaps and didn't give up. That Golden catch and Mukuba INT are one of the most impressive plays I've seen in a long, long time. Two transfers bailed us out. That's how you work the portal.
  23. This is the game we're gonna turn it on against just because we want it more. I can see us dialing it up. Sark said we want to make it to the mountain too after last year, so I have faith we can do this. Personally, I would rather face Pedo St, but reality is ND will take them to the woodshed.
  24. That son of bitch can coach. Imagine if we had Scataboo. Holy shit. That dude is a tank. Their WR's suck, but their RB is a stud. I really thought he was meh before the game because looking at his stats he had been held for under 100 yards like 5 games, but he turned it on against us.
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