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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Weird, because weren't they chirping they were on a hot streak beating #1 Tennessee and then #2 Arkansas, all while shit talking about how they were going to own us next? We must be the easiest #1 they've ever played™️
  2. That's not fair to the mop and brooms they have in there. They did nothing wrong!
  3. Does anyone think Earley is giving them back rubs and telling them it's ok?
  4. Generically for a few players, but also specific pkayer(s)
  5. We don't kink shame here, so no worries. Your secret is safe with us. HEY EVERYBODY! DAHOBBS LIKES TO BE SLAPPED AROUND!
  6. By his 3rx year his stock will be first round material. He has the juice. With Weiner coaching him, the sky is the limit for him. Excellent find by Schloss and co. Stole him from USC, who is struggling, to get him to the CWS. I'm now a massive fan of his. I never wear jerseys because I'm not 12 or Hispanic, but if he's still dealing breaking balls and using his smoke bomb to fly by hitters, I'm be the first in line to buy a jersey and frame it. @immamac How do we contribute to the baseball team? Is it through TOF, or is there a seperate way? I want to donate. Why? You want to see hot air and their face melt?
  7. Enjoy your time here in Austin. We have many dildos for you to wave and keep you and your roommate safe.
  8. We are, without a doubt, regardless of already being #1, the best team in the country. These dudes will fuck you up. Schloss came in and just completely changed everything in year 1.. Someone try and tell me he isn't a magician.
  9. Touché. We absolutely have the best closer and he's a fucking freshman. Jesus Christ. Imagine what he's gonna do for the next 2 years. There's no way this kid isn't going in the first rd. He's unfuckingbelievable
  10. Nothing is hadrd for aggy to swallow. Ask the Jar of jizz I can't wait for Betyleu to come back. Dude will be fucking ready to knock some balls from here to New Hampshire
  11. Volantis is the best closer in baseball. Fight me.
  12. Byyyyyyeeee sheep fuckers. God I can't wait to salivate over their sadness and madness
  13. They can't grab women, you think they can grabs a foul ball? Lol
  14. We might actually have the best closer in CBB
  15. I was speaking metaphorically
  16. Volantis really should hacw Wild Thing play when he's dragging his nuts to the mound
  17. Vaolanris about to show them some smoke
  18. Jace who? I thought this guy just hits home runs and is a force to be reckoned with?
  19. He went much higher than I thought. That's fucking Awesome! Congrats, Baryyn!
  20. Dude gonna be a 12 year NFL vet and who should be used in not the Kyle Pitta way, but the Andrews/Kelce/Kittle way
  21. Wow. I really thought that dude would be an UDFA. Good for him.
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