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William Bludworth

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  1. Time for self-flagellation. I just assumed Black would be the starter penciled in at the beginning of the season to take over for Barron. Motherfuck me.
  2. They don't have to be mutually exclusive
  3. Well, when you have a fucking river that literally catches fire (at least 14 Times) you know your state is worse than Michigan tap water. The Cuyahoga River Has caught fire 14 Times. Ohio is a true destination for pyromaniacs.
  4. When Muhammad leaves after this season, I'll be really interested to see who takes his spot. Littleton? Kade? Santana Wilson? Man, it's great to being back to re-load rather re-build.
  5. I actually forgot I put that in there, but that doesn't excuse my actions. I took it out and apologized. It was in poor taste.
  6. The best 8&4 money can buy, second only to the aggies.
  7. They in fact did say this, which is stupid. Iron sharpens iron, and it feels like he doesn't really care about learning the position in college so much as just wanting to start immediately. You know, like most idiot elite HS QB'S. Bell is wise beyond his years. Said he looks forward to picking the brain of the starter and learning as much as he can. That's called real parenting.
  8. Anderson was offered by Akers, right? He's gotta be in his 50s at this point. Got to campus at 17, and now he's collecting AARP benefits. How is this motherfucker still in college?
  9. Fuck, dude. Are you really like this outside of your message board tough guy persona? You need to look into Hinduism and check yourself. You take shit too seriously for anyone to take you seriously. Fuck off with your negative bullshit. It's in every fucking thread. You just have to take a shit on someone and thump your chest. Fucking chill the fuck out for a change. It went from seven win Steve to moving the goal posts. Give it a rest, already.
  10. First- you need to get out of your feelings Second - I kicked the drugs Third - you're a cat lady, so that makes sense with your temper.
  11. Yes, making fun of Mensa and Strong is wrong. Both were idiots.
  12. It's a shame the smartest man in the room just happened to be the stupidest. Chuckles and Herman. My apologies for the bonfire "joke" it was in horrible taste.
  13. Imagine allowing Stewart to come back to play CFB and he ends up with an injury that teams stay away from. Going to second rd to being waived would be chef's kiss. Plus who the fuck would want to be drafted in the first two rounds and want the come back and have an even worse season? Oh right, aggie. Always forward-thinking.
  14. I appreciate it. I love watching gymnastics, too. We would load up, imo. I'm happy we have sand volleyball, but we need a gymnastics team. Fucking Title IX shit.
  15. So a little off-topic, but was Del Conte really trying to get women's gymnastics to UT? I wouldn't mind revenue sharing with those chicks. The Olympic team trains in Texas, so we could reasonably land some of them. We would be a powerhouse in the sport in less than 5 years, imo. And no, unless you have insight into whether we will or will not get a team, I don't care.
  16. Can we please go back to shitting in the woods?
  17. Or, hear me out...just don't look to the right of the screen. Tah-Dah! Read TexAgs? I would rather listen to Winston Churchill tell the world how beans on toast is better than a sirloin.
  18. I see the 1 at the very tip end! What prize do I win?
  19. Or stopped cosplaying and lying about their fake military history from WWI & WWII, where they shout to the clouds that if they weren't personally on the front lines they would have 25 NC's. Never mind it didn't stop Army from winning NC's during that time. But who needs logic, amirite? They only won NC'S in 1914, 1916, 1944, 1945, and 1946. Let's not forget Navy winning their NC in 1926. Real military schools winning without an ounce of whining, all while two World Wars were ongoing. Imagine that.
  20. It's gross that you even put us in the same neighborhood as any of those teams. They live in trailers while we live in O'ahu mansion. Aggie are related to us in the same way Ketch is related to slim fast. Arkansas is the kid who throws beer cans at adults on the other side of the street all while trying to complete a sentence telling them to get off his lawn. Baylor is the institution that allows depraved, animal abusers in their uni while also trying to justify why they're pieces of shit. Tech is the Herbert of Family Guy who tries to lure kids with money to come over and have tickling contest. TCU is just...nothing. They're as relevant as Nebraska. We should send them a picture each year we win the title with flowers. Georgia was aggie before they broke through after 1945, and then went dormant until bags dropped and they got Texas nuts drugged across their faces. Now that they know we're here to face fuck them, we have now solidified our place on the throne of villainy. It's our turn now. As a Longhorn, I would like to thank the state of georgia for supplying us with their elite players. Same for Florida.
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