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William Bludworth

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  1. If this were at night, I may be hesitant, but daytime? Nah. Texas gonna roll. No mustache, no problem for Burt lol. Man is pussy magnet.
  2. It's still crazy to think Burt played football at FSU. I bet that mustache gave so many rides before he was famous.
  3. Lol. Not one. Anyone who expected it were either tarded or aggie because BOMC
  4. Huh. Corso picked fOSU. Well I'm shocked. 🙄 Anyway, enjoy your retirement, Lee. I loved you since I was a kid. Nothing but the best from me.
  5. Man, I envy you. I couldn't find a coke dealer if I offered my asshole to an inmate. And why would you shoot meth? Just smoke it like the rest of the classy people. There's no need to put holes in your beautiful skin.
  6. Welp, in some ways I miss drinking, but others I'm glad I stopped. My Xanax and Ritalin will do just fine. I'm still going to spaz, but I'll at least be able to form a semi-coherent sentence.
  7. Portnoy being a cuck for Ohio State lol. Glorious.
  8. Jackson Arnold looked like a star tonight. Sure. OK.
  9. Those passing stats for Auburn are absolutely embarrassing.
  10. Does RGIII have the Mahomo haircut now?
  11. So that's where all of their NIL $ is going!
  12. Hugh Freeze wants the clock moving. He has a lot of hookers back home waiting for him.
  13. No one is impressed by Jackson Arnold. We're impressed at the stupidity of Baylor's defense.
  14. Maynard James Keenan agrees. It cannot sit still.
  15. Is Manny _iaz coaching Baylor's defense?
  16. Just cup your hands. I've seen plenty of chimps do it, albeit not in a sink, but definitely on people. Really, all you need to know is chimps have better aim than Jackson Arnold.
  17. Yeah, I'm sure they would love to throw to those great WR's, but unfortunately they don't have a QB who could toss diarrhea into a sink.
  18. I honestly would rather listen to Warren Buffett read the ingredients on the back of a Febreeze can than listen to these two morons call the game.
  19. Devin Bobby, Ricky Bobby...the both piss excellence.
  20. If Auburn loses this game and goes on to beat aggie, I may actually die of laughter.
  21. What the fuck? Lol. Don't tell the NBA, because he averaged 20 ppg IN HS!!!
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