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Reese Bennett

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  1. 3 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

    The Coleman twins are actually the Coleman triplets. The 3rd brother is a DL who isn’t quite as big and won’t be as highly ranked as the other two. I’m guessing the biggest school willing to take all 3 is the one who lands them.

    Sand aggy has already offered all 3.

     

    Is the third one named Louie?

  2. We should chip in and buy all the OU trophies and then threaten to melt them down into one big gold longhorn. Some gooner stooge would fork over enough money for years of tailgates to keep that from happening.

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  3. 38 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    It’s crazy to think the NFL is making the game less violent? I think believing the opposite is what’s crazy. It’s clearly been trending that way, and now the NFL has a very clear financial incentive to accelerate that.

    Yeah! We need more players who aren't pussies. So what if they end up as quadriplegics or vegetables by the time they hit 40? My reveling in the violence is more important than some player's life. Give it to me in slo-mo baby!

    (Most of the dudes who complain about football becoming more feminine are desk pushers who live for the escapism of pretending they could be a player--of course, they would be invincible and only deliver injuries to other players. They are also disappointed in their dick size.)

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  4. 27 minutes ago, ousux said:

    Tailgates are named for the same fold down panel found on the back of some chuck wagon designs. Tailgating was totally possible back then, but the cattle, sheep or pig would need to be a fairly fresh slaughter and beer would have to cool down in nearby stream.

    Thanks for that info Woodrow.

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  5. On 2/4/2024 at 8:12 AM, derp said:

    BREAKING: Texas offers highest among largest population centers in Texas. More at the 10.

    Why are they putting a bunch of small towns on that map? The only reason people know about Dalhart is that you’ve *almost* made it out of the state.

    Need Ozona and Menard on there to fill in the blank space below San Angelo as well as Aspermont in the blank area between Abilene and Vernon.

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  6. 2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I mean, one of Ohio State's color's is gray, so...

    And isn't it convenient that gray has been the basic sweats color since the 1920s? Hey, look, here's notable Buckeye fan Rocky Balboa.

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    (It may be intentional, but Ohio State needs to get the fuck out of Texas, so fuck them. He either switched into an orange hoodie for Sark or out of one for Day.)

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