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Longboard Horn

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  1. 3 hours ago, Buster said:

    https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut.html

    Really guys? This is necessary for your students. The big dildo giveaway was funny but now this. 

    https://cmhc.utexas.edu/vav/vav_masculinut_poster.html

    Looks like there is an awful lot of confusion in on campus right now.

    Hopefully "kissing" Tom can get your football team back on track

    https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-college-football-teams-do-the-most-with-the-least-talent-and-vice-versa/

    Message for Buster

    240703225e9b031c0ed6d7de595f1dde79283646

  2. This was on the old thread on shaggy and I feel that it needs to be over here on surly.

     Since aggy does a 12 under 12, here's my nominee:

    Johnny "Fucking Shot His Wad" Manziel. He managed to dodge multiple criminal offenses in Kerrville, Texas due to his ability to run and throw a football much better than Uncle Rico. He then matriculated down the field to "the Station" where multiple parking tickets made him despise every minute of his time there except for the signing autographs for money part, the money phone part, the getting shitfaced with Spav and Sumlin part, and the cornholing Billy Liucci part. He enjoyed one half season of glory in Cleveland for the Browns until he decided to don a wig and go to Vegas. He is now back in the Station president of a lucrative apparel business.

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