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  1. Well I took my first loss after tonight's game thanks to Matt Stafford being a giant pussy. I also have Kupp on my team, which is great, except that he is being held back by Matt fucking Stafford. So fuck you Matt Stafford. I would bench your ass if my backup wasn't Jameis Winston, who has actually been BETTER than you so far this season. 

     

    I'll be scanning the waiver wire if anybody needs me. 

  2. 2 minutes ago, CoTex said:

    True story.  I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old.  WB in one hand.  Big damned Dr Pepper in the other.

    Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB.

    Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss.  In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly.  Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.

     

    Well don't come here looking for any sympathy, you won't find it. Don't ask me how I know 

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  3. 11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

     

    too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

    Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out

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  4. Just now, CoTex said:

    I’m not calling you a liar.  
     

    In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth.  I dont want to trigger anyone.

     

    Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…

     

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    I ordered from the drive thru and my next stop was the store, then home. I never took it out of the truck. They left my drink though.... probably after they took a sip and it wasn't the right flavor 🤣

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  5. 1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

    obviously i took this advice for most of the week until I read some takes that Sanders was going to struggle. at least I started Pierce, we'll see how Dillon does goddammit

     

    27 fucking points on my bench goddammit

    Good call on Pierce

  6. On 9/27/2022 at 6:33 AM, closetohumping said:

    I wonder if Breece Hall will be rb1 for the jets by mid season?

     

    If you could get Austin ekeler for Da ante adams would you do it?  My other receivers are lamb, cooper, Allen and Pittman jr

     

    On 9/27/2022 at 12:34 PM, Cornpop said:

    Yes I would trade Adams for Ekeler. It looks like you have plenty of WRs

    Hope you took my advice on Ekeler

  7. 1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

    Aiyuk I’d say because they will be throwing a lot playing catch-up. 
     

    I need to choose between these two…

    Russell Wilson vs LV or J. Goff vs Sea 

    That's a toughie. Either could have a big game, but I'd probably go with RW

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  8. 4 minutes ago, Deej said:

    Careful with that. Coyotes will have a member of the pack lure a dog out and then the entire group will attack and kill the dog. 

    There's nothing I can do. I live on a small horse ranch and it borders large woods on 2 sides. When the coyotes start howling and it sounds like they're close, she bolts off and into the woods. I keep expecting her not to come back one of these days 

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  9. On 8/28/2022 at 4:58 PM, Deej said:

    No. But I have seen a heeler grab one by its nose and bring it to its knees. Those dogs are fucking fearless. 

    I have a young female blue heeler, Coona. She is on the small side of the breed standard at 34 lbs but she will chase a coyote away from the house, across a huge pasture into the woods in a heartbeat. It's funny to see her do that to one much bigger than she is. Fearless is a good word

  10. Many years ago while on an evening walk with my Boykin Spaniel Daisy(rip), trained duck dog, we were charged by a large male pit. The thing just came out of nowhere between a couple of houses. I was able to yell at it and back it down, but honestly I feel like what saved us was that my dog was a female, otherwise we would've been attacked. The owners came out and were able to grab the dog. Fuck those people and that dog

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