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Posts posted by Cornpop
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Say something nice? Ok let's see...I would rather live in Oklahoma than tied-up face down in a New York sewer for all eternity.
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2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:
Damn you sound pretty badass. Gravy seal or Jsoc?
I'm a bad dude or haven't you heard?
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2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:
Well you’re a barrel of fun corn hole. I bet you eat Corn Pops out of your shit too.
Just when your wife comes over
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4 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:
This thread is great
it was until you showed up
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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:
You eat WB. You're likely fat.
You wouldn't catch me.
I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not
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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:
Since those Chicago bastards took over Whataburger it's been total shit. I'm not surprised you still partake though since your opinions on everything are also total shit.
Consider yourself lucky I didn't catch you
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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Nobody would dispute that. But a no-bill isn’t necessarily the line between right and wrong except in the Texas judicial system.
Umm ok bruh
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2 minutes ago, CoTex said:
True story. I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old. WB in one hand. Big damned Dr Pepper in the other.
Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB.
Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss. In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly. Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.
Well don't come here looking for any sympathy, you won't find it. Don't ask me how I know
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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?
too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner.
Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out
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Just now, CoTex said:
I ordered from the drive thru and my next stop was the store, then home. I never took it out of the truck. They left my drink though.... probably after they took a sip and it wasn't the right flavor 🤣
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3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:
I was thinking you were a dildo, but I was wrong, you were getting batteries for your dildo.
if you can’t choke down Whataburger before your journey into the dollar store, I would stick to Wendy’s.
Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner
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11 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:
Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger.
2019 F250 with a 2.5 level on it and illegal tint. They had to open the door to see inside
2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:I was on the phone/distracted and only going in a dollar store for just a min for some batteries.
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Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate
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1 hour ago, Celery Man said:
obviously i took this advice for most of the week until I read some takes that Sanders was going to struggle. at least I started Pierce, we'll see how Dillon does goddammit
27 fucking points on my bench goddammit
Good call on Pierce
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On 9/27/2022 at 6:33 AM, closetohumping said:
I wonder if Breece Hall will be rb1 for the jets by mid season?
If you could get Austin ekeler for Da ante adams would you do it? My other receivers are lamb, cooper, Allen and Pittman jr
On 9/27/2022 at 12:34 PM, Cornpop said:Yes I would trade Adams for Ekeler. It looks like you have plenty of WRs
Hope you took my advice on Ekeler
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3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:
DQ’d. Those are also stuffed with artificial substances.
I volunteer to conduct an inspection
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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:
Aiyuk I’d say because they will be throwing a lot playing catch-up.
I need to choose between these two…
Russell Wilson vs LV or J. Goff vs Sea
That's a toughie. Either could have a big game, but I'd probably go with RW
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Who should I start in flex spot?
James Conner(Ariz@Car)
or
Brandon Aiyuk(SFvsLAR)
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4 minutes ago, Deej said:
Careful with that. Coyotes will have a member of the pack lure a dog out and then the entire group will attack and kill the dog.
There's nothing I can do. I live on a small horse ranch and it borders large woods on 2 sides. When the coyotes start howling and it sounds like they're close, she bolts off and into the woods. I keep expecting her not to come back one of these days
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On 8/28/2022 at 4:58 PM, Deej said:
No. But I have seen a heeler grab one by its nose and bring it to its knees. Those dogs are fucking fearless.
I have a young female blue heeler, Coona. She is on the small side of the breed standard at 34 lbs but she will chase a coyote away from the house, across a huge pasture into the woods in a heartbeat. It's funny to see her do that to one much bigger than she is. Fearless is a good word
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7 hours ago, Parliament said:The culture of fishing is weird.
The culture of tournament fishing is weird. Don't lump in the rest of us that that fish for enjoyment, the outdoors and relaxation.
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Many years ago while on an evening walk with my Boykin Spaniel Daisy(rip), trained duck dog, we were charged by a large male pit. The thing just came out of nowhere between a couple of houses. I was able to yell at it and back it down, but honestly I feel like what saved us was that my dog was a female, otherwise we would've been attacked. The owners came out and were able to grab the dog. Fuck those people and that dog
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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:
Is it legal to bring pets into Wal mart? Fuck
man
You must have recently awoken from a very long coma. People bring their fucking pets everywhere these days. Stores, restaurants....everywhere. It's insane
2022 Fuck Fantasy Football
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Well I took my first loss after tonight's game thanks to Matt Stafford being a giant pussy. I also have Kupp on my team, which is great, except that he is being held back by Matt fucking Stafford. So fuck you Matt Stafford. I would bench your ass if my backup wasn't Jameis Winston, who has actually been BETTER than you so far this season.
I'll be scanning the waiver wire if anybody needs me.