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Happy Gilmore

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  1. 1 minute ago, ckhorn said:

    Jesus. How in the Hell is Sarkisian even in this conversation. Dont believe this would be a step in the right direction at all. Correct me if im wrong. Fires at USC and Fired at Washington.

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  2. 30 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

    Handicapping head coach possibilities:

    Kelly 1:1
    Sark 1.5:1
    Meyer 4:1
    Mullen 8:1
    Elliott 20:1
    Fickel 40:1
    Franklin 50:1

    Id put Meyer a little higher and Kelly about the same odds as Sark but other than that I agree. Mullen is pretty much out. 

  3. 1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

    TFB...FWIW (not a lot)

    ***Still chasing some additional confirmation on this one but received a call earlier today and based on what I’m initially hearing, Steve Sarkisian is going to be a name to watch. Truth be told, he may be the name to watch.

    ***Oh and btw, if Sark were to be the guy, very good chance you’d see Bryce Young in a Texas uniform next year.

    ***Also, from Bama source – “Sark is the best OC we’ve had here under Saban”.

    ***Also, on the general question of a coaching change, I am getting a stronger and stronger sense that a change is in the works. Don’t know what percentage I’d put it at but I’d say over 50%.

    ***I’m told nothing would happen till after the bowl game and I don’t know what impact a big win would have on the question of a change.

    These dudes are absolutely regarded. "Wooooo we beat CU by 30 give Herman another year." Brain dead. Every single one of them 

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  4. 27 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

    When I heard the story about Michelle Herman trying to open an jets door in flight. I was reminded of something one of Johnny Depp body guards said about Amber Heard when that whole mess went public. 

    " she goes from zero to trailer park in 10 seconds"  

    Michelle strikes me as that kinda girl. 

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    You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. 

    That being said, psycho trailer park bitch or not. Would still bang. 

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  5. 13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

    He drinks

    I tried his experimental mix of G2's and Vodka for shits n gigs. Gotta say I can't figure out what's worse, his decision making mixing drink, his decision making on the football field, or his decision making when it comes to women. It's shit. It's all shit 

  6. 9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    But, aggy, so you know this won't happen.

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    Probably right. But Kelly doesn't really do anything for me either. Shows how big a drop off it is after Urban. 

    But all this talk is unnecessary and fodder since Meyer will be the next HC at Texas. 

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  7. Kubiak intrigues me more than Kelly does. Has a SB ring, knows the state, Nahlin mentioned he'd get either Ewers or Manning next year. Plus the idea of winning a NC with him has me thinking of all the Aggy tears that will come after when cuckmaster couldn't deliver on their end. 

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  8. 53 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    and people pay for that shit (beyond the people on here that pay just to post his insanity)

    There's people over there who look at Chip as a messiah. Darwinism will take ahold of them first. I hope 

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  9. 1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    Where can I advance purchase my Valero Alamo Bowl Champs T-shirt?  You all know we are going to look like totally different team as we’ve shown the past two bowl games under Turtle Tom.  

    Idk bout that one. He only has 9 days to prepare rather than his usual 20 or so. Given that we're double digit favorites, without Ossai, Mr. Flex and Taquan. Leads me to believe we're in for one more Herman special. Hope Bijan goes off though. 

  10. 2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    Kind of a dick move though, no? Not a good look to fire him after winning a bowl game.

    Optics and such

    He's ruined that for himself with past occurrence's. It's been stated he's not well liked by anybody nor does he have anybody left that gives a shit if he's fired. He dug his own grave per say. 

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  11. 9 minutes ago, wood said:

    What's this? I think I missed it.

    This is when Barton first claimed to have the inside scoop. Crying Bevo post and all that. He said a big pay raise was coming to Urban. A factor that would play into Urban turning down Texas. 

    But of course that hasn't happened. 

     

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  12. 3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    "So Tom, OU won the conference again. Aggy might go to the playoff. And you returned 16 starters and a senior QB and... are going to the Cheez-It Bowl. In your fourth year."

    You're teeing him up for an opportunity to say Winning is really really hard. 

  13. 7 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

    So is Urban still under contract with Fox?  If not, is it normal for a TV personality to go to "free agency" or shouldn't he have re-upped his contract to continue with Fox at this point?

    After today he's technically a "free agent" but if he did intend on returning to Fox then it should've been done by now. Especially since Kirk said he was getting a "big pay raise" so the fact nothings been done to this point is pretty interesting. 

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