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Posts posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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The article actually says he found 7 one kilogram bars, or about 15.4 Lbs of gold.
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So what did you do with the ice once you were inside? Just drop it on the floor, or maybe go pour it in the urinals?
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I want to know why that last guy is carrying a hammer
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There's a thread for posters with loose assholes
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Unless it was a shotgun wedding they're voluntarily celibate
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4 boxers seems excessive, so I'd get rid of the wife.
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19 minutes ago, NastyDreams said:
A good friend set me up with a (now married so no pics) fox. Maybe irritable bowel, Crohn's, but when she spasmed in orgasm, yellow shit water came out her ass and stunk to high heaven. There's the drawback. How do you tell your bud she's a stink squirter?
I think we need to revive the worst sexual encounter in paint thread
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Everyone knows you never fuck a redhead with a pillow over your head
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I stopped adding when my sentence exceeded my life expectancy
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You should go out with her. You should fuck her and then dump her by text. When you dump her tell her that it was all your friend’s idea.
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That sounds like something an Aussie yells during an orgasm
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Well then next time they try that I'll tell them it's forbidden by the Tire Intelligence Association
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Solution is easy. Keep the pool service, housekeeper, cook, and nanny. Get rid of the wife.
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Mom?
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Just keep it and wear it for wife #2 and #3.
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Even if it was entrapment, it still wouldn’t look good for him.
Ever notice how whenever some man or woman tries to hire someone to kill their spouse they always seem to end up asking a LEO informant to do the hit? Makes you wonder how many informants there are.
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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:
How you figure? I would want to maintain the ability to steer.
Whenever I buy a pair of tires at discount tire, they always put the new pair on the back and the older pair on the front.
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Response should have been i’m eating BBQ you can get whatever you want.
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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:
I like several musicals. I also enjoy a shandy on a hot day
I too like musicals, but I've never watched one while getting a handy. It does sound fun though.
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It's standard operating procedure on the Houston multi lane feeder roads for drivers in the left lane to punch it to get ahead of a driver in the right lane and then slam on their brakes to turn right. It's almost always done when the road behind me is completely clear too. One of these days i'm going to go all Falling Down on someone's ass.
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1 hour ago, Doc Holliday said:
saw a guy this morning stop at every red light on 2222 and then immediately run it like they were stop signs
How did you know this unless you were running the red lights too so you could follow him?
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Watching the horns win on a walk off grand slam
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Holy shit fuck
Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
in Lulz
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If you drink enough red wine, you won't care if your shit is green.