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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I bet that ends up costing the city just a little bit more than the $2.75 fare he evaded
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well not in message boards obviously
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    I can’t believe that there aren’t any big titted Florida girls in the stands wearing wet white t-shirts to show on tv
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’d say that less than 10% of Americans are able to write a coherent paragraph on a subject using correct grammar
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    Black Rock Coffee had them too the last time I was there, but that’s been a while
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    Doesn't everyone?
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    It was Satan who stole the election
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    He'll probably be like Himmler who carried out the Rohm Purge
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Do they even have Hispanics in Canada?
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think the whole SEC has gone aggy.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    One of these days fate is going to take a giant shit on us
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Can't find any pictures of her gash, but this is her
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think aggy is tanking this season on purpose just to help their narrative that UT has an easy SEC schedule
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    No need to haggle when you can pass the cost through to the taxpayers
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    It struck me as a little odd that she wouldn't meet him in public but was happy to invite him over to her apartment
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Why would a bet between UT and Michigan involve a Chicago corporation? UT should have made them make the HEB logo.
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Please don't insult intellectually impaired people like that
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    We need to start taking out that Iranian stuff in transit
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    My twitter account just got suspended for suggesting that someone should taze Abbott in the nutsack, even though he wouldn't feel it.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Definitely Buffy. There was a lot of hot ass on that show
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’ve been going to OU games since the 70’s and have only really seen a few incidents outside of the complete riot that that night before used to be. One year after one of Mack’s epic beat down games my ex and I were leaving the fair grounds and this drunk OU fan got in our faces yelling and screaming at us. I planted the toe of my boot (and they were pointy toed boots not some square toed bullshit) right into his scrotum without even breaking stride. That dude collapsed like one of those car lot inflatable men when you turn the fan off. The last we saw his friends were trying to pick him up off the ground. Fuck Mack for making me attend those beat downs.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m glad that my sitting in the dark without air conditioning for 10 days in the middle of 100 degree weather this summer helped fund the retirement for all of the CenterPoint shareholders and I’m especially glad to have contributed to the bonus pool for their executives who have done such an outstanding job. Of course, let’s not forget the few bucks I’m forced to throw their way every month to help fund the $800 million that their ex CEO paid to get laid.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    By that time aggy will be like 6-5 and there’s more likely to be 80,000 Longhorn fans than 80,000 aggy fans there
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well I'm glad I got my oldest son's birth certificate changed while I could. I'm a Jr., and my son's birth certificate lists my dad as his father.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    It's because most Americans are too stupid to formulate their own opinions and have to have them given to them

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