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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Bitch obviously thought she could hit him with impunity
  2. I have a 04 F-150 with 280k miles and at least every two weeks I'll come home and it will have a note on it asking me to call if I want to sell it
  3. So he was bragging about being blown by the yankees bull pen?
  4. I'm getting pretty excited for next season. I'm ready for it to start already. I'm sure by the time we're well into football season I'll be even more ready.
  5. fuck them if they try and explain it by saying he survived for the 7 month trip to Mars in a probe capsule with no life support system
  6. Well then she didn't shoot the man 17 times, she shot at him 17 times
  7. I don't see any way to explain the Nork on Mars that won't be completely ridiculous.
  8. I lost a tooth and the right side of my face is still partially numb
  9. My arms usually have several cuts or abrasions on them from playing with my dog Sebastian. The slightest nip from him will cause blood loss.
  10. I’m glad the Texans decided the same thing
  11. What if the 50% killed was the root end and the 50% not killed just fell on the floor
  12. A kicker needs a long career to get in the hall of fame. Justin should make it, but he needs a much longer career to be a sure thing
  13. No, it's the thread where people who appreciate classic movies bitch about them being ruined by a young generation of moviemakers who can't come up with an original idea on their own
  14. So the x-ray function lets you see them naked while they're on the show?
  15. They build the elevator shafts and stairwells first so the construction workers can get up to the floors that they are currently building
  16. Bumping this thread for some nonholiday family bitching. A week and a half ago my 91 year old mother, who lives alone, fell and hit her head in the middle of the night. I found her the next morning pretty much unresponsive. I called an ambulance and she was transported to Memorial Hermann hospital in Memorial City. They finally got around to doing a CT scan of her head and found bleeding. For reasons that I won't go into here, she is now at Methodist Hospital in the Medical Center, She is in Neuro ICU with two holes in her skull and a drain tube that drips fluid out of her head. The four siblings, one of our nieces, and my mom's little sister have been rotating out sitting with her. She has also tested positive for covid. All of this entails numerous rules around how many people can visit at once and what protective gear has to be worn while visiting. We have a group message thread going to share information about my mom. My oldest sister and the aunt are die-hard QAnon, the election was stolen, Greg Abbot is a liberal commie nutjobs. So of course the message thread has degenerated to nothing but those two bitching about the rules and spouting off about their nutjob internet conspiracy theories. I'm beginning to understand why people murder their families.
  17. The Texas legislature is working to overturn the results as we speak
  18. Lawyers only want stupid, gullible people on a jury. In other words your average American
  19. If I wanted enjoyment out of life I wouldn’t be going to any Longhorn football games
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