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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Just make all of the pre-boards sit in the back rows and deplane last. That will clear it up in a hurry.
  2. A couple of gallons of round up could probably cure your neighbor yard problem
  3. The movie versions of that end quite differently
  4. I thought they implemented that a long time ago. Every rally that I've seen of his looks like they kept the attendance to a minimum
  5. I had a friend in middle school who tried to use one of those Charlie chip cans and water hose to make himself a diving helmet. He almost drowned in his pool
  6. My ex and I were foster parents, but we didn’t crush any of the kids. We did adopt two though. It seemed to me that the screening was pretty thorough.
  7. Watched the first episode of Those About to Die. It did not seem very good to me. Visually it was great, but the dialog seemed off. I love Anthony Hopkins, but he didn't make a very good Flavius. Hopefully if will get better when the gladiators start killing each other so I'll try another episode or two
  8. The brown invasion has stretched our infrastructure past its capacity obviously
  9. If there is a news camera at her funeral she’s likely to jump up out of her coffin to get in front of it
  10. So in Texas any dipshit can go to a grocery store vending machine to get the ammo to shoot up an elementary school, but watching porn while jerking off is illegal.
  11. The special election, if one is called, would only be for the remainder of her term, so basically about 5 months. The Democratic Party gets to pick who replaces her on the ballot in the general election in November.
  12. Since SJL already won the primary, I think the party gets to pick her replacement on the general ballot
  13. When I'm in my car, the radio is always tuned to the classic rock station. One day they decided that using the radio data to display the song and artist was not generating any revenue. Now all the radio data does is display the phone number and name of some ambulance chaser. Fuck that. The radio station manager got a sternly worded email from me.
  14. Yeah, nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded
  15. I fully agree. I don’t mind the fake service dogs, but the owners are always complete assholes so fuck them
  16. Some days worrying about my dog is the only thing that keeps me going
  17. Everyone needs to shout Hi Bob and take a shot
  18. You can pretty much count on being without power for multiple days several times this hurricane season and I’m willing to bet the total days without will exceed what you were out during Ike.
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