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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Why does your wife spend all day in your underwear? Are you wearing hers too?
  2. I think at this point the goal is pretty much the dismantling of HISD
  3. Requiring everyone back into parking spots would definitely cut down on accidents because everyone would be spending all day idling in a parking lot waiting for idoits trying to back in their jacked up penis compensators and five row soccer mom suburbans
  4. Just wait until Abbott gets his school vouchers passed
  5. I don't have that many years left, and I really would like to be there so see the team dogpile at Omaha
  6. So is that called the NowThis defense? You stick something up the angry dog's ass and hope he disappears
  7. All of the good sausage links now require age verification thanks to abbott
  8. So what kind of symbol are the Republicans proposing that pregnant women be forced to pin to their clothes before they are sent off to the birthing camps
  9. Climate change is fake news, but weather modification is real
  10. We don't have a popular initiative, referendum, or recall in Texas because it's just anarchy if the citizens get to decide issues
  11. I remember back when sci-fi stories used to imagine a world where robots did all of the menial tasks, and humans could spend their time creating art. It looks like they got it backwards.
  12. He was probably just worried about being stranded on his desert isle
  13. Replacing your kids with immigrants sounds like a great way to get your yardwork done for free
  14. If that's the voice you're hearing when you wake up handcuffed to the bed then you have made some very poor life choices
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