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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I bet it omits any verse telling you to love your neighbor
  2. It looks more like she should have been in last years death pool
  3. Unless they all portal out after Pierce gets fired
  4. I think it’s okay to refer to the non cowboy working chaps as assless chaps. If you’re talking about a person wearing them out to a bar or something the assless descriptor gets the point across better.
  5. I thought real men preferred pussy’s
  6. We've seen some smoking Russian corpses before in this thread
  7. Took my daughter to see the Jonas Brothers and it was a packed house. Who knew they sang about Waffle House.
  8. We tried to schedule them in 2018 and their AD Woodward pussed out. Plenty of articles out there quoting him
  9. Go see Dune and buy some popcorn
  10. I can think of only one acceptable community service he could perform
  11. She should have reasoned “why is the senate chamber janitor asking me questions”
  12. Shogun had source material written by an excellent author, House of the Dragon has source material written by a piece of shit
  13. Lol if you think a sign would deter people. Put some vinegar around the plant.
  14. No hearing protection? Shitty ass gun range.
  15. One of the teams should build a field that is only like 20 feet long
  16. He used to have some that said: "When you need a lawyer, get a Dick"
  17. But they're not banned from promoting the injection of bleach
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