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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. That seems like it would take a lot of time that could be better spent yanking it to porn
  2. Please let me know what time you run so I can have my grill out in the driveway to cook my steaks
  3. Do you mean the beer that is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made under contract by Miller Brewing Company?
  4. I've been going to the same family-owned neighborhood Tex-Mex place since I was in high school. It's now my daughter's favorite Tex-Mex place.
  5. When I was 35 Eritrea wasn’t a country
  6. $30,000,000 in hundreds would only weigh 661 lbs
  7. The cartels own people to wash their money. I’m sure those people would be happy to take the $30 mil and have the cartels dispose of the bodies
  8. What do you suppose that truck's range towing that trailer is?
  9. Not a lawyer, but if the sister is not the executor then why does she have access to the portion of the estate that was not left to her? It should have been held in the estate's name pending distribution I would think.
  10. I'm sure that the people who are into that kind of thing would take it a step further if they could find a way to order human torture videos
  11. I think the yellow is a middle-aged sugar daddy trying to make conversation with a twenty-something sugar baby just before he gives up and takes her up to his room for 30 seconds of ecstasy
  12. Cup holder full of change and an open sunroof
  13. That sounds like the plot for the world’s worst porn movie
  14. He is as Texan as the dumb fucks running this state
  15. That’s not possible because Abbot promised to eliminate rape under the GOP dictatorship. More fake news.
  16. These days, it's cheaper to get a steak at a high-end steak house than to eat at a high-end BBQ place.
  17. Because it's important to them that everyone around them knows how rich and important they are compared to the unimportant scum-like peon that everyone else is. Also, they have a small penis.
  18. Yoga pants are a double-edged sword
  19. That's like being barefoot in a public restroom. What kind of maroon does that?
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