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  1. 1 hour ago, Helobious said:

    Is there a law against Cuban national teams ever having a good-looking uniform?

    You ever been to Florida? The only thing shittier than their defensive coordinators is their color palette.

     

     

     

  2. 5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

    Bunch of words about balks. 

    Full article

    About time. Enforce the rules. It really isn't that hard. Jansen, Gausman and Garcia (and others)  have gotten away with too much bullshit. 

    They might also want to ban whatever the fuck the Latin pitchers on the Astros had on the inside of their belts. Thought a couple of them were trying to rub one out in between batters last year. 

  3. On 2/8/2023 at 7:53 PM, ajax said:

    I walk in on my wife watching this show The Good Fight and on the TV is an old Fischer Stevens. And I say "that guy was in Short Circuit"! 

    Wife has no idea what Short Circuit is cause she's a bit younger so I pull up the trailer to show her. I'm shocked to find out that the lead actor was Steve Guttenberg. I could've sworn the lead was Fischer Stevens.

    It's my contention that no one ever remembers Steve Guttenberg in his movies. He's like the most forgettable human ever.

    No clue how I remember this, but back the late 80's there was a radio station doing a question contest to win some Blockbuster rentals and free Subway and the question was who was the actor who had been in the biggest movie money makers in the past 5 years. No one got it right.  Fucking Steve Guttenberg was the answer. 

    Apologies if they were wrong or I was stoned. 

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  4. 16 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

     

    Not even talking about on this site. Not sure there is an NBA writer or exec that thinks of him as a top ten player. He’s never been first team all NBA. He’s was 2nd team exactly once, in 2019. He’s never received a single MVP vote. 

    Here is a regularly updated list that the ringer keeps, and he’s 26. 

    https://nbarankings.theringer.com/rankings

    Pretty sure only Jews vote for MVP. And just wait until Infowars and The Final Call get MVP votes. That will change real quick. 

  5. "And in my approach to leading I just want to do all the right things for myself, not to appease anybody.”

    “For me, personally, sitting in this seat today, I just know I want to be in a place where I’m celebrated, and not just tolerated, or just, you know, kind of dealt with in a way that doesn’t make me feel respected”

    “I left them in fourth place — I did what I was supposed to do. I took care of my teammates, was incredibly, incredibly selfless."

     

    You can deal with stupid. You can deal with crazy. Dealing with stupid and crazy? Good luck. You would have thought Cuban would have learned from Rodman. Best part of his press conference was him lamenting he didn't do enough research on the Nets front office. You would have thought he was a pro at research with his whole vaccine expertise. 

     

     

  6. 5 hours ago, G650 said:

     

    I'm willing to say there's no person that has stepped foot in a bar, between the ages of 40 and 50, that doesn't know several Beyonce songs.

     

     

    We clearly hang out in totally different types of bars. 

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  7. I still subscribe to Directv because I live in the country. Internet sucks. Order everything and my kids mooch off that. We have Netflix, Disney bundle, paramount +, and probably some other shit I forgot. I watch none of it. I just saw the first acted movie (non-documentary) I've seen in three years. Might watch one or two acted shows a year. For the most part, I watch documentaries and sports, read, listen to music and drink. I keep the subscriptions going to keep my family busy and the fuck away from me. I'm assuming I'm in the minority of their subscribers but these greedy bastards might need to properly value their products/services. 

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  8. Just seeing it as an allegory about Ireland and the Irish people is really helpful. The fighting for no reason. Delusions of grandeur.  The need to cut off your nose (or fingers) to spite your face. How sweet, dumb souls can come to the point of violent pointless vendettas against their friends and neighbors over stupid, worthless, pathetic shit (Jesus, God, the fucking British). It fecking great. 

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