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Massive Horn

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  1. The Joe Franklin Show was the original Joe Rogan Show.
  2. Yep. The constant excuse making for him ignores the fact that he Is either the guy who choked and bit his chick or he is the guy who proposed to a crazy bitch who would lie about getting choked or bit. Either way he's a fucking idiot. And if the latter is what actually happened, he's even more pathetic when you take into account her looks and the fact he didn't have kids with her. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. He will kill it at Ole Miss and then get a bigger job like Kentucky and he will fuck it up within a few years. Some of you guys with the excuse making and belief in people being capable of change sound like your typical dumb chick talking about their piece of shit boyfriends/husbands. Beard is Billy Clyde with a better publicist and agent.
  3. Does Dan Patrick know about this?
  4. More like a guy that pops up in the last 10 seconds of a HIV medication commercial.
  5. You must love your mother.
  6. History of slavery? As an aside, we only have four on the team by my count. We've reached NHL territory.
  7. You ever been to Florida? The only thing shittier than their defensive coordinators is their color palette.
  8. Friend's late night American flight to Vegas was cancelled last week because the pilot said he was too tired to fly. Pilot also apparently proceeded to argue with passengers at the gate for 30 minutes after announcing this. Dude got no hotel room and was told the best they could do was a flight 12 hours later.
  9. Guy at 1B looks like he should be playing on the JV. Any random high school JV. He is brutal at throwing, picking, and hitting.
  10. About time. Enforce the rules. It really isn't that hard. Jansen, Gausman and Garcia (and others) have gotten away with too much bullshit. They might also want to ban whatever the fuck the Latin pitchers on the Astros had on the inside of their belts. Thought a couple of them were trying to rub one out in between batters last year.
  11. And I fucking forgot Lou Reed.
  12. Jason Molina Mark Kozelek David Berman Britt Daniel Kool Keith Jerry Cantrell Ric Ocasek Ronnie James Dio
  13. Trash cans have to stay banned for there even to be a hope it pans out.
  14. No clue how I remember this, but back the late 80's there was a radio station doing a question contest to win some Blockbuster rentals and free Subway and the question was who was the actor who had been in the biggest movie money makers in the past 5 years. No one got it right. Fucking Steve Guttenberg was the answer. Apologies if they were wrong or I was stoned.
  15. That album with Elvis Costello is just amazing. RIP.
  16. Pretty sure only Jews vote for MVP. And just wait until Infowars and The Final Call get MVP votes. That will change real quick.
  17. "And in my approach to leading I just want to do all the right things for myself, not to appease anybody.” “For me, personally, sitting in this seat today, I just know I want to be in a place where I’m celebrated, and not just tolerated, or just, you know, kind of dealt with in a way that doesn’t make me feel respected” “I left them in fourth place — I did what I was supposed to do. I took care of my teammates, was incredibly, incredibly selfless." You can deal with stupid. You can deal with crazy. Dealing with stupid and crazy? Good luck. You would have thought Cuban would have learned from Rodman. Best part of his press conference was him lamenting he didn't do enough research on the Nets front office. You would have thought he was a pro at research with his whole vaccine expertise.
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