Everything posted by PostGameOrangeSlices
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Did you at least make her cum?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Oh I disagree. There is plenty of humor to be found here. Just don't act like you guys are big dicking programs for football coaches. Because you aren't.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, you guys can hire anyone you want with your money bags. Which is why your last 3 coaches are G5, G5, and Sark. DeBoer is not going to Texas. Deal with it.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
It's so fucking weird. Suddenly we are good versus Oregon, and yet we still can't get the ASU devil off our back
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm not even trolling. I'd love nothing more than to see Texas run a train on the SEC Sark just aint it and it's bizarre your great program took a waiver on his third act
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
When did you guys stop being ShaggyBevo?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I see you're a little upset. Maybe a walk along the beach for some perspective can help?
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
I fully except a playoff season to get derailed @ Arizona next year
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm into it brother
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Serious question - when was the last time you guys money whipped someone not from USF or Houston? If there is anyone you should money whip, it should be someone like Jonathan Smith over at Oregon State
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You guys are a sensitive bunch and wouldn't last a day at hardcorehusky.com Go ahead and ban me for talking some shit. No one gives a fuck.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Penix and our OC stubbornly were looking for the big play pass all fucking night. The one thing Kwat excels at, is preventing that from happening. So instead we took the checkdowns and converted on damn near every 2nd half 3rd down. Penix played like shit in the first half, settled down, and did what he needed to do against a good defense playing with home field advantage Just saying, not every good coach is chomping at the bit to come to Texas. IMO you guys shouldve kept Herman
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Pete K had a pretty good gameplan, but eventually he took the Penix just like every other DC does. Difference between Sark and Pete K is that Kwat actually knows how to coach. You guys would be much better with him at HC and some other OC
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
"fatwa alert" for your coach that has yet to win double digits games at UW, USC, Texas in 8 tries
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Eh not necessarily. Jaydon Mickens and Jermaine Kearse were good Sark WRs that dropped big passes every other game. Still put up big numbers. It wasn't until these players got to the league they consistently caught the ball though.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, just like Chris Petersen was? Not all coaches want anything to do with your boosters and media orgy. I mean, you guys hired fucking Sark of all options
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I was impressed by Ewers last night. The run game was a total flop, but he still made plays. Worthy is a typical Sark WR. Good but can't catch.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
DeBoer wants no part of coaching at Texas
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Classic Sark loss Maybe next year, the young guys will be older, they've worked harder than ever this offseason Lather, rinse, repeat
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We're Going Bowling!!!
You guys cant use the "our RBs opted out" excuse now
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Our second option at running back, Cam Davis, is out with an injury
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Got it. For some reason I have no recollection of UW from 2005 through 2008...fuck me
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We're Going Bowling!!!
I've heard Uga is still in therapy
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Covid did something to my brain as far as CFB memories and timelines go, but I want to say that was the 2019 home game against Oregon that we choked away. Eason was the QB
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We're Going Bowling!!!
The backup LB that Lake punched there is a Washington cult hero now. As bad as last year was for us, the fanbase isn't sure we fired Lake without him making an ass of himself during this game, and leading up to it. Believe it or not, another cult hero is former USC AD Pat Haden. He hired Sark, which allowed us to get Chris Petersen and go to the CFP.