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  1. The duck of death said it, mang. Pussy will keep you warm.
  2. Also known as a GameThreadiffication
  3. Has anyone ever seen Rodney Terry and Mitch Johnson in the same room together?
  4. Once a British penal colony, always a British penal colony. That said, they churn out some pretty hot actresses, so I say let it all slide.
  5. I could have written most of those. Related, earlier today I received an email from geico saying someone was going to be added to my insurance as a driver because "It appears that 'driver' may be a licensed or permitted driver with your address listed as their primary address." We moved in a couple months ago and presumably this was someone who lived here before. An apparent dumbass who hasn't updated their address. They informed me if I didn't take action, this person would have been added. Yeah, that makes sense. New homeowner at a new address with a different last name from the previous owner. So we'll add someone from that previous owner's policy to your insurance unless you tell us not to. Idiots. As it was, I had to call and go through about 6 levels of AI phone tree bullshit to get someone.
  6. "See, he looks so fat and out of shape driving and lobbing that alley oop and drilling that 3" - Nico
  7. Lame Laker fans didn't even yell that loud for him.
  8. Wemby likes playing the Wizards. A not-too-shabby 40.5 pt average against them. And we sweep the Champagnie series. Huzzah.
  9. Is this dumbass slapfight going to stretch into next year's super bowl? You know what you should do? Write a rap diss track.
  10. The Pop news would suck, if he doesn't return. Not that it wasn't probably about time, but legends should go out on their own determination. This team needs some hard coaching. The defense the last two games against bad teams is concerning. Hopefully an anomaly but it feels like from their talk just after the trade that they think they can just outscore everyone now. The "Who are you going to stop?" comments. Well, it wont matter if they also don't stop anyone. Some 8ppg Orlando scrub will go off for 32 tonight if they don't fix it.
  11. After the overtime thing? It wasn't months. It was about 2 days from the "overtime contingency" to when everyone was back and working. Yeah maybe he sees something when out, but it was covered up or PR'ed pretty quickly. And he and Devon are just working out how to get more info from innie Mark.
  12. Rob Lowe is almost smiling over there. Probably takes incalculable determination to refrain from laughing every minute of every hour.
  13. Can it just be renamed the best QB award? Last non QB winner was Tomlinson, 2006.
  14. Me for the first 20 minutes: Me at the end: Irving! You badass! Wow.
  15. Holy shit, rooting for the Lakers? I was just doing a wellness check drive by, and this place is getting dark.
  16. Salvaged a bit of that quarter but yeah, 14 turnovers gave them 24 points. Yeesh. Clean that up and they can still win.
  17. Wearing #2. The cleansing and healing continues.
  18. Ahhh, right. I didn't catch the reference. Legit thought two Surly posters had received cheese-curd eatin' beatdowns.
  19. Note to self. Stay out of Wisconsin. Or join the pushups thread before going.
  20. Some stats from an X post, which I can't be bothered to figure out how to embed: Fox averages 16 drives per game, 7th most in the NBA. That is 8.4 MORE drives than the Spurs' drives leader (Castle at 7.6 a game) while shooting 13% (!!!) better from the field than Castle on shot attempts from those drives, per NBA tracking stats. The Spurs had ONE rotation player who shot better than 50% out of drives (Wemby at 55.4%). Fox has an incredibly high volume and shoots 54.5% out of drives. Fox is 15th (11.9) in the league in points in the paint per game. No guard in the Spurs' rotation pre-trade cracks the top 120 (Castle is 124th with 5.7).
  21. How are they comparable? Fox wanted to go, and made it known. Kings got something for him before they lose him for sure anyway. The Bulls I'm not sure. Maybe it helps their Sag for Flagg efforts. The Spurs moves aren't remotely the same as what the Lakers pulled off, with massive help from Nico "I swear I'm not still wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey under this suit" Harrison.
  22. Spurs fan since birth -- okay, like 7 years old -- and so I could give a fuck about the Mavs ultimately. But factually this trade sucks because I'd MUCH rather have the Mavs be relevant and with a top young superstar than the fucking Lakers of all teams. THE FUCKING LAKERS. You kidding me? Anyone who rails on the Mavs while the Lakers are the presumed benefactor is morally suspect and probably prefers California burritos to Tex-Mex. The Lakers had Phil "asterisk" Jackson and Shaq back in the day throwing shade at the Spurs. Total douchebags without even getting into Derek "cry more bitch" Fisher. Cuban I think talked some Spurs trash at one point, but whatever. Doncic was/is awesome to watch and Dirk as well. I've lived in both LA and Dallas. Los Angeles sucks giant ass. I wouldn't live again in Dallas either, but levels of hell and all that.
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