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  1. Errbody get on the Blaine train. And this was cool.
  2. Damn. I'm going to go watch some highlights. Still remember exactly where I was, just out of college, back when Avery hit the jump shot to seal it against the Knicks. Never thought I'd see them win it all. And I never would have dreamed they'd win 4 more titles and become the standard of NBA and sporting excellence and professionalism for over two decades. Great fucking work Pop.
  3. Correct. Though if I was that HEB worker, I would have followed her to her house and shit on her front porch. I'm sure that's not the first time they've seen it happen.
  4. Um, excuse me SIR, but that shit was in the service of its owner. It's a very large store. It's like dropping bread crumbs to find her way back out. Plus she's clearly blind, deaf and dumb. Some empathy please.
  5. Wild this hasn't been a dedicated thread yet. For the lack of tour mention, I believe they're coming to Austin this year with The Pixies over the summer. Moody Amphitheater if you're in the mood to melt. We had tickets for them a couple years back for a New Years show at ACL Moody, which was cancelled. Very bummed. We may check out the above show, heat be damned. Wish they'd play at the other other (other?) Moody Center. But alas.
  6. I'm out. Hate to miss this fun, but kid pickup duties call.
  7. By "get heem" I meant make him throw like 9 pitches.
  8. The 3RD time through on this pitcher. Here's where we get heem.
  9. A's out here matching our 2-hit offensive output in one inning. Show offs.
  10. Honestly it's incredible they can't score on this guy.
  11. Hey we got another call. Saved Marcus from making another out on the basepaths. I'm out on FailBurger. Fucking call up Crim. He's mashing at RR. Can't be any worse.
  12. Springs 6.5 ERA is sinking like a stone. Rangers are the equivalent of how our football team was for a while. Random struggling QB with a noodle arm comes in and looks like a Heisman winner.
  13. Damn just a little early Wyatt. Hey, we're not gonna be no-hit by Springs!
  14. I blinked and missed the new guy's contribution. Hopefully 2nd time through on this pitcher. His last few outings: ER 5 4 3 3 4 Two of the above were the White Sox.
  15. Jake "Fastball Killer" Burger doing his thing and weakly popping up that wicked 90mph at the edge of the plate. Maybe move forward dude.
  16. I don't have the sound on at work. Would "love" to hear the announcer excuses for how that happened.
  17. Graphic: Springs has a .432 BAA on his fastball. So for some reason we're taking every damn one right down the middle so far.
  18. 108mph but it's still an out. Let's go (suppressing tears) bats! We got this!
  19. Oak pitcher 6+ ERA and uses fastball primarily. Prepare for 4 hit shutout and a steady diet of sweepers.
  20. Even shadow can't be bothered. Don't blame him. Something called a Barnhart catching and hitting 9th. He hit .173 with 6 RBI last year in 31 games, so he'll fit right in.
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