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Wilcox Cummingtonite

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  1. Another player leaves his feet for an easy foul. I’ve seen better defense at the local Y.
  2. Know who else buttoned their polo to the top?
  3. Aight. But it doesn’t change the fact that good teams will take advantage of that if it isn’t cleaned up.
  4. Why do our players leave their feet every time someone is driving in the lane? Worse fundamentals than an 8th grade girls B team.
  5. Damn y’all buy the ugliest Texas apparel.
  6. Texas 24 Kentucky 13 545 total yards combined
  7. @Wulaw Horn where’s the prediction thread for Kentucky this week
  8. He does it all. Even knows how to turn valves during a blowout (least believable part of the show so far- Wild Well Control/Boots and Coots would be out there in 5 minutes, not the fucking Midland FD lol). He’s also a Michelob Man.
  9. Try growing up there. I think I’m the only person whose allergies actually got better moving to Austin for college. Hill Country Cedar ain’t got nothing on the dusty shitstorm in Midland. Show is great so far. Over the top for sure. But the visuals are spot on. I’m a geologist in O&G (surprisingly not in the Permian) so I got a kick out of his son dropping out before graduating with a geology degree to become a roughneck instead. Ouch. Also, the line about the fancy Mercedes rental car…”but I wouldn’t drive it in Odessa” was spot on and brought the lulz So many good Billy Bob lines- ”Coach Saban retired” “Fuck Alabama” Lots of good local/West Texas cameos including Ratliff Stadium/Permian football, Midland skyline, etc. Excited to see where it goes. Ali Larter is still a smoke show. The daughter in the sundress and bikini was just ridiculously hot. Intro music sounds like Explosions in the Sky a la Friday Night Lights show/movie which was a cool nod I thought. Jon Hamm was great casting for a rich oil exec with the milf wife and hot track daughter at TCU. Perfect.
  10. I see you’re still bleeding vaginitis as much as you were Saturday. Grow a pair pussy.
  11. Yup. They either stay there or in Bastrop at the Lost Pines Hyatt
  12. Herman should have never left UH. He was a god there.
  13. Fuck LSU and fuck Bo Davis. Two tenures at Texas is enough. We’re good.
  14. How is this not against conference rules?
  15. Tenn’s loss to Arky will cost them the playoff methinks
  16. @Hugo Stiglitz nice game today
  17. Rambling Wreck could shock Georgia. ESPN would still be pandering for the Dawgs to be in.
  18. Only for Georgia. just like they can lose 3 fucking games and still make the playoff
  19. This Bill guy is such a dumbfuck. He’s wrong almost on every call.
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