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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. God damn Sark has us completely stocked for the SEC
  2. What a feeling. This is the single best showing from Texas since Colt beat #1 OU. God damn it's been a while.
  3. It felt like right on script kind of shit. Thank goodness Bama shrank instead.
  4. Alabama has no actual functional offense right now. Wow.
  5. I love the swagger and speed the team came out with. They looked straight up like they couldn't wait for the game to start, they were so fucking ready.
  6. The universe it turning the lights down for this show that Texas is gonna put on in the 2nd half.
  7. you have almost 10,000 posts, and I have less than 200, you stupid unaware dumb motherfucker
  8. Having a celebrity who is known throughout the world do our promos would be awesome Too bad they got some fucking dipshit carny known exclusively to former 7th graders who routinely got beaten up in middle school circa 1998 to do our promo instead
  9. I have a fucking TON of Texas vs USC shit that I bought on my way out of the rose bowl
  10. read it in incognito mode alternatively, hit ctrl-a, ctrl-c as soon as the page loads but before the paywall appears to copy the entire article's text, then paste it into wordpad.
  11. For those who don't know, the original Mortal Kombat began its life as an arcade adaptation of Bloodsport. Johnny Cage was the original first designed character for Mortal Kombat, being literally Jean-Claude Van Damm from the movie, hence his nut punch special move and his back story about being a hollywood actor. Unfortunately, they couldn't get Van Damme to agree to use his likeness and he wouldn't film any sprites for the game, so Jean-Claude became the generic knock-off, Johnny Cage. 30 years later, Jean Claude Van Damme finally comes to Mortal Kombat, as the voice actor and model for a special skin for Johnny Cage: LMAO at the reference to the Street Fighter Movie in his pre-fight cutscene with Geras.
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