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  1. Just now, Brisketexan said:

    Make sure to lecture your 11 year old nephew on the importance of picking the Fox News anchor with the biggest tits.  Because it sure can't be on the basis of anything intelligent Fox News anchors have to say, so go with the proper criterion.

    My nephew likes Laura Ingrahm so I think those are the biggest bad boys on Fox News? IDK I don't keep up with their anchors.

    To give a frame of reference to my sister's dipshit ideals: she goes around telling people her kids are Italian. There aint a damn drop of fucking italian in us or her husband, her husband is mexican as fuck and she's brown-skinned hispanic. But both *hate* latinos.

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  2. My mom told me a few days ago on the phone that she and my dad feel guilty because they think they're the reason my brother and sister are Trump supporters. She said they always just defaulted republican so their kids (minus me) picked it up from them, that now they would never even think about voting democrat. I told them that's horseshit because I was raised by them as well and I didn't turn out like that. I very honestly think my sister going to Texas A&M had more to do with her dipshittery than my parents upbringing. Truthfully, growing up, I felt my parents were largely apolitical, they didn't talk about presidents or senators or any of that stuff growing up. This new trend of my 11 year old nephew and 8 year old niece both having a different favorite fox news anchor is not at all how I was raised.

    My brother has pretty severe learning disabilities, and Trump's machine is largely aimed at bombarding people like him, so I don't blame him for that. But my sister is supposed to be educated, she should know the difference. Except her education came from Texas A&M, which is where she started down her path that lead to her being an evangelical christian trump supporter. The shit she supports Trump for, the seeds were planted at A&M.

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  3. 15 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

    This is just our October lull. We'll bounce back and finish strong. Quinn will ice the game against A&M on a zone read where he keeps the ball. I'll yell "CULTURE!" at the top of my lungs and frighten my kids. So it is written...

    Aggy will take the lead with like a minute left only to allow a 90 yard kick off return for TD.

  4. 19 hours ago, statsman said:

    Checking in on Conference-Big 12. ISU (#10 AP, 16 Sagarin) and BYU (#11 AP, 18 Sagarin) are undefeated and not scheduled to play each other. There is one other ranked C-B12 team, KSU, and they are on ISU’s schedule. 
     
    ISU’s best win is Iowa, a very mid B1G team. BYU’s best win is SMU (they trounced KSU earlier, too). 
     
    Does anyone feel that, should any defeated ISU meet an undefeated BYU in the C-B12 CG, both teams should make the CFP? Why or why not?
     
     

    from what I've seen of the Big 12 this year, the conference winner should be playing the in FCS playoffs, not FBS.

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  5. On 10/20/2024 at 1:00 PM, smuggs said:

    Lol. Bring me an Enchirito, a crunchy 6-pack with a large Mountain Dew, and E. Honda. I’ll whip that Russian ass all night long.

     

    Zangeif vs E Honda is actually the 10-0 matchup, it's banned in tournaments because it's legitimately unfair to the e honda player. This is not a skill issue, it's a bug in the game. When you play as E Honda vs Zangeif, if the zangeif player knows the exploit, the match is over before the round begins, and there is absolutely nothing that the e honda player can do to counter it. The game lets Zangeif pull off the move before it even starts reading the e honda player's joystick, which makes it impossible to jump, which is how you block the SPD. If the Zangeif player knows the exploit, they will win 10 match ups and lose 0 in an equal skill fight, because it's an actual bug in the game. Zangeif is ridiculously overpowered and broken in the original SNES SF2. Thats actually why there are so many different revisions of SF2: Championship edition, Turbo, Hyper fighting, etc. They're all attempts to fix things like Zangeif's infinite to make the game actually fair.

    Also SEC rant posters will be like "FRICK TEXAS" unironically lol

  6. 12 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

    The QBs that had success against UGA were Milroe and Van Buren off Miss State because they can evade the pass rush and escape the pocket.

    Beating the drum again but that's exactly what Arch brings to the table. Going forward, I hope Sark designs some packages for Arch's talents just in case we ever need a "spark" again like we needed last night.

  7. 11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

    I’m trying not to be negative this morning. I know we are still in the hunt for the SEC championship and playoffs. But my god. That was just so fucking embarrassing and frustrating. It would be one thing if we lost on a last second fg or something. But no matter what kind of momentum we started to have, I knew we had no business winning that game with the way we played. It was just terrible. I’m not sure a rematch would look different either, unless Arch is the starter from the beginning 

    I guess one reason I don't feel too bad is because basically every team has a pretty embarrassing loss already. Like Georgia let Bama come back on them after being up huge, the same Bama which got beat by Vandy. It's a different world of college football, I don't think there will be very many undefeated national champions again. Conferences are stacked with world beaters now, NIL makes everyone a lot more competitive, the season is longer than ever. Gotta adjust expectations or else it'll rip you up inside. This feels a lot different than when we lost at tech in 2008 and you had a feeling the season was over.

    Another reason I guess I feel better is because our defense is still fucking awesome, and the team played hard until the end. If they had outright given up, I probably would feel a lot worse right now. Hopefully they can regroup and come back, because the season and goals are still there.

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  8. 9 hours ago, Mez2 said:

    If you want to trade Kirby for Sark, you are the guy who thinks Zangief is better than Ryu. 

    In the very, very first version of the SNES edition of Street Fighter 2, Geif is a 10-0 character, the only 10-0 character in all the mainline street fighter games. It's the near-mythical unwinnable matchup. His Spinning pile driver move can be followed by a safe jump into crouch kick into spinning pile driver for an infinite, and the SPD hitbox range is so oversized he can hit the opponent from match starting position, and it has a bug where it'll come out a frame before any other move if done on the exact start of the round. This means he's the only character in the game which can be literally unbeatable, he can get you into an infinite at the start before you have any chance to react down to the game programming level. As in there is absolutely nothing you can do to beat him if he pulls off the move on frame 1 of the round. In the first revision of world warrior, he's literally broken and unbeatable.

     

    Sark is still better than Kirby, though, just because Sark doesn't smell like cheese and feet.

  9. Just now, Zeus said:

    But the hero ball was designed by turtle Tom. 
     

    Toms offense needed Sam to run for tough first downs and pass all over and scramble and do basically everything. 

    And bless Sam he was more than willing to do it after growing up loving the horns his entire life. He deserved a much better coach.

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  10. 1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

    I'm finally here as well.

    I think 2022 OU and at Bama and a couple others had me thinking he'd be able to carry the team.

    But he gets injured and more damning is just the continual poor passes and lack of execution. Missing Worthy constantly. Slow as molasses recognition and reads.

    His two longest passes tonight were terribly under thrown to Golden and the heave to Helm. Two amazing catches saved those.

    It's also his lack of mobility. Herbie called him out during the game on the option. Arch's ability to scramble is legit and must be honored.

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  11. 2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

    Love Sam’s grit.  His hero ball cost us at least three games

    Thats where having a coach that wasn't a MENSA member would have probably helped. Sam was eager to be a hero, and Herman would never reign him in. Like I mentioned earlier, Herman let Sam run the ball against georgia 7 fucking times in a row at the goal line, just up the middle over and over again. That's admirable as hell, but also fucking stupid. Herman shouldn't have let him do that even if it worked out.

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  12. 1 minute ago, mdmost said:

    Quinn is good when everything is flowing well for him. When there's adversity, he folds. You're right, he doesn't have the hero ball play of someone like Sam. Arch shows more of that quality. I hate that I'm ready for Quinn to move on but here I am. I'm ready for his era to be over. 

    Right now it's probably the intangibles are the most tantalizing thing about Arch. I'd give him a shot vs Vandy.

  13. 3 minutes ago, F250 said:

    Quinn has more natural talent than Ehlinger but he doesn't have the hero mentality that Sam possessed. I always had hope with Sam, he would find a way to win. Quinn doesn't seem to have that trait.

    I remember the drive Sam had in his first start against #4 USC on the road at the end of the game to take the lead with seconds left to play in the game, only for the D to let him down. I loved Sam Ehlinger as a leader, that guy had a winner mentality.

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  14. 9 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

    I don't think it was Vince Young getting pissed that won a title. He was pretty talented, too.

    This idea we're supposed to use Vince Young as a realistic bench mark for any quarterback is silliness. It's almost certain we'll never see his like again. Teams win national championships without having Vince Young on their team every year. 

    What I know is that people are constantly questioned if they can win a championship until they actually win one. I can't say I've ever been a huge Quinn Ewers fan, but when he's on, I like the mastery he shows of the offense. When he's off, he looks like a liability.

    But it's not like Carson Beck looked amazing tonight. Some people kept saying the key of the game was who played the best between Beck and Ewers. They both looked like ass to me at times. The Georgia defense looked like the Georgia defense I watched for several years. Not the shadow of themselves I've watched most of this year. That to me was the difference in the game. 

    I didn't say we need Vince Young to win a title. I was evoking DKR: "Angry people win football games." We need our team leader QB to show fire and emotion.

  15. 2 minutes ago, dad said:

    Agreed. And it’s sad because it’s not fair to Arch to throw him out there unprepared. Even his own family probably doesn’t want that.  

    Thats why I was kind of expecting him to come out in the second half. If they trusted him to go out there in a blood in the water situation, I would have thought they would have let him get a shot once he had a bit of time to process at half and adjust the playcalling towards his skillset.

  16. 1 minute ago, TOR said:

    Seemed pretty clear that georgia was the 1st team Texas has played that could match their speed.  It did not look like the Horns were expecting it, and more importantly could not adjust to it.  Texas seemed to be half a step behind what georgia was going, especially on the OL, but also at WR.  Horns looked like they were Cadillac-ing when they need to be Corvette-ing.

    Georgia also had a giant sweaty pussy-shaped chip on their shoulder coming in.

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  17. Just wanted to say again, if we kicked FGs on every 4th down in scoring territory that we didn't convert, then we would have been playing for the lead at the end, not the first of two tds to tie. Sark really, really needs to learn to kick FGs. I can't believe how many coaches we have had that are bad at that. Ironically Mack Fucking Brown was the only coach who understood the importance of kicking, and we won so many fucking games at the last second with them.

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  18. 2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

    Duke. Bleh. That's where he got his master's. I think he went to undergrad at UNC or some shit. Bring a Duke fan should be a roundhouse kick

    Tell them the fab 5 thinks he's an uncle tom, even if he's not black. Then punch him in the face.

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  19. 3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    Not sure why I'm so calm after this game, as I was completely amped up all week thinking we were gonna play well and win tonight.

    Likely because despite it being an ass whipping Texas still could have actually won the game if they executed in just a few moments better, and the 12 team playoff makes a single loss sting less, and we could have a chance at revenge against Georgia in a month.

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