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Posts posted by crash_davis
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12 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:
A lot of streets in north central Austin are half-flooded. Shoal Creek is running like a motherfucker right now.
Tbf, I piss in my backyard in Crestview and Shoal Creek reaches flood stage.
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The rest of the us scanning over the vaginal posters asserting their vagisil filled cunts.
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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:
You can take Mueller out of the 'hood but you can't take the 'hood out of Mueller
More like...women gonna women.
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On 6/24/2025 at 8:31 AM, Red Five said:
That was a really good throw.
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2 hours ago, ztejas said:
I mean he didn't elevate bladerunner but he did a good job.
I thought he did. 2049 is a regular rewatch for me.
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3 hours ago, MontereyMX said:
lol, ok. For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit. We pull up and most times are greeted by name. She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver. They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle. A few hours later it's time to go. I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min. I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on. This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car. I responded nope not paying. He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick. He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor. I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually. We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor. I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club. I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned. I told her that I didn't cuss anyone. Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely". I responded, you ask me a question. I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy. Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned". Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same. lol.
See kids. This is how you absofuckinglutely NOT humble brag.
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1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:
i wanted jj abrams.
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1 hour ago, royiv said:
That was three years ago, but yeah.
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On 6/24/2025 at 6:59 PM, Redneck Mutha said:
I'm no professional thief, but Apple AirTags seems like one of the last things I'd want to steal.
Apple anything. That company tracks their products like no other company does.
But yes, all a detective has to do is care.
"Hey Apple, do you have a few locations of the tag which were stolen?"
That's about all you need to do to find the buyer. He will reveal the seller, and that guy will reveal who sold it to him and so on...
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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Wait.....suing him for an allegation made in a pleading filed in court? That's, umm, not a thing.
The state leaders accept your challenge.
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So fucking in. Love that he doesn't shy away taking on iconic films/stories with very opinionated fan bases. He has elevated everything he's touched.
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I am now a Yankees fan. NSFW: beautiful language
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Let me add that this is probably the 5th or 6th time that I've re-watched the last 4 CW episodes. It's so f'ing good.
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2 minutes ago, Hate said:
You should watch Andor Season 1 and 2…and then watch Rogue 1.
LOL. I've done that twice. I know I'm nowhere near the number of times that you've done it.
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I am starving for good SW material. So I re-watched the last 4 episodes of Clone Wars. Cartoon Ahsoka is hella cool. Live action Ahsoka sucks.
Anyway the last 4 episodes are so fucking good.
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I have no fucking idea who Liver King is. I'm not even gonna him up. I'll consider it a small victory going to my death not knowing who the fuck another social influencer/what the fuck is.
But never pass an opportunity to say,
Fuck joe rogan.
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5 minutes ago, utee94 said:
Probably not long before a robotaxi ends up at the bottom of Town Lake.
Nicole, probably: "Yes, yes. With bodies in them."
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#morewinning
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-2672427345/
FedEx has seen massive declines in shipping across the Pacific Ocean amid fallout from President Donald Trump's trade war, according to a report.
The company projects its revenue will be flat or increase up to 2% in its fiscal first quarter, the Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday, but it didn’t share projections for the full year, something it had previously done. Additionally, Chief Financial Officer John Dietrich said FedEx expects to see an additional $170 million co
“The macroeconomic environment remains uncertain,” Dietrich said, according to the report. “Our outlook is therefore based on current tariff rates, recent trends we’re seeing, as well as that which we’re hearing from our customers.”
FedEx plans to slash some of its workers in Europe as it tries to reduce costs and prepare for possible changes to customer demand.
“There’s a lot happening outside of FedEx,” CEO Raj Subramaniam said in a call with analysts, according to the report. “Trade policies are evolving and trade patterns are changing.”
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Just now, texasdago said:
Except he tends to avoid the bottom of town lake
Nicole, probably: "He has yet to meet me."
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#winning
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10 hours ago, Fastbreak said:
Played at Lions. I was a bit disappointed by the fairway conditions. Usually they have it very nice in the weeks ahead of the firecracker. There were lots of of bald patches. Greens overall were pretty good however. I’m playing there again on Friday.
Saw 4 deer on the course, including a young buck. I had never seen a deer there (500+ rounds).
I play 2-3 times a week at Lions for the last 5 years.
The conditions are typical for late June. We have been in a drought. They water the crap out of the course (I play early early mornings when they are still watering the shit out of the fairways and greens) but some spots are just rocky as shit. No amount of watering is going to make grass grow there. Just walk in the trees, you'll see the natural terrain which is rocks, much like the rest of the hill country.
There are ALWAYS deer. The rounds where we don't see deer are far fewer than the rounds where we see deer. On Sunday,on the 1st hole, there was a good size doe and young buck on the first fairway by the green. They let you walk within a couple of feet. There are a ton of hawks there. In the winter, there's always at least a pair of Egyptian geese who make the pond between 16th and 17th their home. There was an owl in the trees on the right fairway of the 10th that attack a guy and carved up his arm pretty bad.
Shit's National Geographic out there.
Mo Willy and Kizer are in GREAT shape. Clay is in good shape considering there greens are usually crap. We are blessed to have 4 good to great munies which are relatively cheap to play.
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4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:
No way he gets a fair trial there
- My father always said a jury trial is not just about the law. It's about assigning blame.
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- This is about a sales pitch. It's not gonna be won the the law, it's gonna be won by the lawyers.
2025 Thread of the Rains
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Meanwhile I'm Austin....
https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/s/3FmCOS77r6