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Posts posted by mr. sunshine
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55 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:
Would if I could. But for a 50 foot woman, my peen might not be able to satisfy her.
When dealing with a 50 foot woman you’d need to pull out all the stops. I’m talking ladder truck
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As myself and a squad of 4 stepped to the main pole...
This has got to be the shittiest Penthouse Forum letter ever written
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On 4/11/2018 at 3:33 PM, Beau Vine said:
Severe case of box face but titties clear arm from that angle but beer thief. I’m conflicted
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On 5/15/2018 at 6:38 PM, utee94 said:
It's not the best Yes song ever. It's certainly not "the worst music there is any genre" either.
But surly gonna surly.
Hey I said second to We Built This City. Context man
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I'd add AUS-97HORN's avatar to the list of things that are unbelievable but Sweet Jesus
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6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:
I never buy the “stepping down” business. She was given an ultimatum of stepping down or getting fired so of course she chose to step down
But the tweet proves it. That and she should never wear shorts in public again
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7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:
they are effecting a draconian solution to a problem that was organically going away on its own. that usually ends well
So you're saying Hitler, Stalin and the guys behind Starship Troopers were all wrong? I mean the first two yeah but Starship Troopers
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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:
Connie Clark's out.
Hmmm. Maybe this Del Conte guy is serious
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14 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:
Is a picture of one of those moments where they let the handicapped kid score at the spring game?
Beat a Charlie Strong coached team. Same difference
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You called her!?!
On da telephone?!?
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Our local Chuck E. Cheese is in Beaumont. During birthday parties they play some music and show a live video of the employees clapping along. You could see the girl that took your money, the guy who served your food, etc. all up there clapping along. Then they'd show the all-white kitchen help, who you didn't recognize and look toward the kitchen and see nothing because they weren't there, just inserted into the video to keep us whiteys comfy
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Instead of sending me the envelopes or boxes to return their cards or receivers (they really don't know what they want back) and shipping labels as promised twice before, DirecTV just sent me another bill for $146. Their "new" policy is that since the installer brought us the receivers, they need to be returned to DirecTV on our dime. I told them my new policy is to meet them halfway and just leave them in the middle of the road that the installer drove to our house
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Buzz seems to have solid tastes yet likes Nickelback. Given that, he may have had sex with Roseanne Barr
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9 hours ago, tantric superman said:adjective: quintessential
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representing the most perfect or typical example of a quality or class.
As in it represents current society or represents the prevailing tastes of moviegoers? Because if it’s the second, gotta be a fucking superhero movie
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Also your school, for all of the bluster, has won all of one legit national title in football and that was when John Sharp’s wife was learning to suck dick in a stagecoach. Fuck you you fucking fuck
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10 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:
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You’re a fan of one of the most penalized programs ever. Seems like a little deference should be in order. The laughing until I’m crying emoji doesn’t quite relate that. You’re not in the echo chamber here
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I always liked Mangino even through the bitchassedness. The big Kansas v Mizzou game that they moved to Kansas City seems like almost a lifetime ago
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38 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:
That fucking suit on the right is awesome.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkAre you a French pimp?
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3 hours ago, lateshow said:
You seen her lately? Talking about chick that has lost her fastball. She looks haggard and worn.
Nonetheless would still plow angrily if ever given the opportunity.
But I know surly, like the shag, only fucks 10s
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Barrett Sollee is scared of vaginas
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Today’s DirecTV Now update includes a cloud DVR. Also you can watch it on three different screens now. I’m digging it
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I like this thread title. It shows ‘fat fuck’ can be used as a term of endearment, maybe even respect. Or it can be used to describe Bert Beliema
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10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
I don't even know where to start, but . . . no. Nowhere close.
Alright smart guy let’s discuss the merits of Owner of a Lonely Heart...
Cons: Totally crap effort by a formerly great band trying to stay relevant in the 80s. Kids love a shitty song with inane lyrics so just add some fucking synth right? Your pros are appreciated
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To me this is second only to We Built This City in its crapulence.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
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Do head coaches attend those satellite camps? If so Tom and Urban can hang out and shoot the shit