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Posts posted by mr. sunshine
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39 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:
See, you remember it this way - he's your "pal."
Making it even easier, our principal's name was "Dal." Thanks to that asshole I could spell principal
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1 hour ago, texasdago said:
Written by someone who has not spent much time in Mexico City.
Hey Matamoros and Mexico City are both in Mexico, so they've got to be the same right? Just like Vidor reminds me of Austin
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57 minutes ago, lateshow said:
Anyone have any comments or opinions of DirecTV Now?
It was a little buggy at first. Had to reinstall it a couple of times, but it's been humming along nicely since. You're right - no DVR and you can only watch two screens at a time. They say they're "working on it."
We got it because the wife and kid moved to New Braunfels and I'm still in Southeast Texas until the end of the year, so we share. They get all the locals out there and I get none here, which is a bummer because I'm old and still like to watch the evening news.
But 130+ channels for $55 a month isn't too bad
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This has been going on before the advent of the internet...
aggy: All teh gays go to tu
Voice of reason: There are are gay and lesbian students at A&M. They let them have clubs and everything. It's in your yearbook
aggy: That's what I expected you to say, dumb gay sip
But by all means keep fucking that chicken, "Buster"
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Right there with you bud. After a decade or so, I finally called and cancelled service six months ago and they were supposed to send me a UPS label and box to return their six receivers. Instead, I got a bill last month for all six receivers. I called and reminded them I'll return their receivers if they'll just send me the label and box they promised. Still waiting. I imagine I'll get another bill for all six receivers again soon.
I switched to DirecTV Now for live TV. That'll teach AT&T. Doh
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1 hour ago, kegman said:
Texas vs. Refs and Grant Teaff in 1992 needs to be mentioned with every discussion of bad calls.
I wrote a poem comparing it to forced sodomy and the Dallas Morning News actually printed it
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1 hour ago, JimmyHoffa said:
Peppa Pig kicks ass.
This and I love an English accent. I'll even listen to that show on Sirius with the English comics even thought they're not particularly funny and their stories are fairly stupid
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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:
Um...is this the wrong time to ask about the sister?
I’d give it a day or so but that’s just me.
Outstanding. Both Kenyatta and sister
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4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
I heard the makers of that poison call it potpourri to try to get around the law.
It’s packaged as that, catnip,etc. but nonetheless we occasionally get video of a store clerk extolling it’s ability to fuck the buyer up. Then months later the lab report says no detectable controlled substance
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8 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
that kush shit when it was still legal.
It’s still legal if the lab doesn’t detect a scheduled controlled substance in it and those who make it usually stay a few steps in front of the government
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20 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
Braveheart. A bunch of dudes running around in dresses with makeup on? That's gayer than Top Gun. While we are at it, Gladiator...
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41 minutes ago, Sejjr said:
2018 is shaping up to be the Year of the Cuck.
Cucks on twitter make me long for the days when they'd just get pissed, shut the fuck up and shoot a motherfucker or two
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1 hour ago, jettrink said:
Never eaten there, but the shit looked dry as a bone in that photo.
Plus throwing fried chicken right in there with the barbecue? The only thing missing is the Golden Corral fudge fountain
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When I think of people who’ve never taken jobs for money I think about Jimbo. Then Mother Teresa, but she’s a way distant second
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26 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:
Geez, can any of you morons manage a post without spelling at least one word wong.
Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna’s big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby the Jap... I don’t know what...coming out of my right
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A law school buddy was shocked when the IRS busted Willie. Shocked that Willie was even required to pay taxes.
Happy Birthday Willie
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Good father? Fuck you.
Go home and play with your kids
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2 hours ago, XYZ said:
Disagree about The Matrix.
Yeah personally I pretend the sequels don’t exist but the original is the shit.
I’ll submit Scarface. Totally 80s and Octavio the clown. Yet I’ll still watch it to the end if I run across it. I’d also add that if you want to want to instill fear and/or torture someone don’t immediately apply the chainsaw to the temple
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Poona shouldn’t have been an UDFA in the first place but here’s to him wrecking shit
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Can this double as the TCM thread because Gumball Rally is on albeit perhaps not Oscar worthy. I remember seeing this at the theater as a kid and being inspired to drive really fast
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12 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, Gonna grab some afternoon delight
/RonBurgandy
My 8th grade art teacher told the class to do projects based on Afternoon Delight. She didn't know what the song was about. Naturally, she was surprised by the submissions
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Johnny Paycheck played the local rodeo several years ago. He did three songs, two of which were 'Take This Job and Shove It', and fell off the elevated plywood stage while assaulting a stagehand with his cane. All in all, not a bad show
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
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5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:
Commits to Texas and doesn't even know how to 🤘? Wow
Mehringer gets paid by Texas and has been in Austin a couple of years and still doesn’t care or know how to.
But glad to get a good PG anyway
Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Hello aggy, meet self awareness. Self awareness, this is aggy. I thought I'd make the introductions because y'all obviously never met before