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mr. sunshine

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  1. I'd crawl across broken glass just to hear her pee into a tin can
  2. He and his visor boy disciples have taken in more loads than the Port of Houston
  3. But but but the media assured me that the whole draft revolved around this spare ass
  4. Unpopular opinion but only a 6-7 out of ten for a first viewing. I'll watch it again. Some movies grow on me. Thought Penn was great and Del Toro was cooler than the other side of the pillow in the face of oncoming disaster. Plus the sudden head shot on the chick from Haim and some others made me jump out of my seat once or twice.
  5. They still print Confederate bills don't you know
  6. Vince and some random asshole at the HEB in Bastrop today
  7. Jim Ross: By Gawd ... Wait a second ... that's Mack Brown's music they're playing!!!
  8. and swallow it whole
  9. Low conveersion rate is gonna bite you in the ass every time
  10. mr. sunshine

    Hair Metal

    Also...
  11. I'm actually their special teams coach and I've been instructed by Coach Freeze to punt on third down in the opposite direction. Keep this under your hats, surly
  12. badmotherfuckerwallet.gif
  13. He reminds me of the Big 12 commissioner. They should go ahead and fuck each other in the ass already and get it over with
  14. Can you imagine him not getting too drunk on the way, jumping the curb driving his team in a yellow dog school bus to that game and slamming into a picnic table full of nuns and orphans? Neither can I
  15. Whenever this commercial comes on I get the urge to play dominoes
  16. He does insist upon himself
  17. Billionaires chopping it up. Slightly less interesting than your regular bowel movement
  18. I thought he was a highlight of the last spring game which at this point will be the last spring game
  19. When and if it happens it will be second only to King Joffrey getting his. Or maybe third behind Ramsey Bolton
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