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mr. sunshine

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  1. Bert and Elko should get together and market some designer mumus. Lots of money in the mumu market
  2. First season as fans of a SEC team and we've already got the hang of it
  3. Saw Hank Williams Jr. try to open for ZZ Top back in Beaumont in the early 2000s. He played a couple of acoustic songs then started cussing the audience, saying this wasn't his kind of crowd then he left. There were a couple of chicks talking to each other loudly in the front row so maybe that's what set him off. Other than that, no idea. Next Monday a buddy told me that after that Bocephus went to a hotel down the road and played in the lounge until after midnight for free. Wow
  4. I'd also add Boyd Holbrook as Johnny Cash
  5. Their reputation was that like James Brown or Jerry Lee Lewis in their primes you didn't want to have to gone on after them. Saw/heard them at the Erwin Center in '84 and that was the gospel truth. One of the best live shows I ever attended and I've seen a few
  6. He believed he fought in the Battle of the Alamo for the good guys and was reincarnated according to a Texas Monthly article years ago. He also replaced Peter Gabriel as a lead singer and could play the drums like a beast simultaneously and pull all kinds of hot ass in his prime. But he was no Gil Bang, mind you
  7. I can think of the ideal settlement offer but they might want to dig the corn and peanuts out of it first
  8. If this holds up someone please photoshop BYU's head coach with a cowboy hat, shades, thick gold chain, etc.
  9. Saw Nosferatu last night so this hits close to home
  10. Turns out we put razor wire on the wrong border
  11. I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work there, Steamboat
  12. That and a butter knife
  13. IIRC he was critical of us about to cut bait with Charlie Strong, which he had plenty to say about. Meantime Saint Urban was knuckles deep in some waitress's ass on video and he didn't have much to say about that
  14. Johnny Paycheck at the local rodeo back in the late 90s. So fucked up he only made it through 3-4 songs, 2 of which were Take This Job and Shove It. Assaulted a stage hand with his cane then called it a night. Actually after further reflection that might have been the most allsomest show I ever witnessed
  15. They've activated the Barry Switzer light. It's sort of like the bat signal
  16. Both of these teams could fuck up a wet dream
  17. Based on the previews and opening credits I thought it was going to be black and white. Mostly dull shades of gray and brown though which is pretty much black and white. Then there's the scene in which the Harding's daughters are introduced. Looked like Willie Wonka compared to the rest of the movie. Thought that was interesting. Also really dug Dafoe's pipe. Gotta get one of those bad boys
  18. I usually just skip straight to the diarrhea. Saves time
  19. I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!
  20. Not too many years ago he'd go out of his way to shit on us even if there was a nice clean Buccee's stall readily available
  21. mr. sunshine

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  22. I'm sure she's got all the qualities he prefers. Except a penis. That's got to be a deal breaker
  23. He's a middle aged man with the haircut and insight of a 13 year old
  24. Bill from Sinton and Gunnar Helm say fuck y'all's lack of positivity
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