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mr. sunshine

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  1. Both of these teams could fuck up a wet dream
  2. Based on the previews and opening credits I thought it was going to be black and white. Mostly dull shades of gray and brown though which is pretty much black and white. Then there's the scene in which the Harding's daughters are introduced. Looked like Willie Wonka compared to the rest of the movie. Thought that was interesting. Also really dug Dafoe's pipe. Gotta get one of those bad boys
  3. I usually just skip straight to the diarrhea. Saves time
  4. I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!
  5. Not too many years ago he'd go out of his way to shit on us even if there was a nice clean Buccee's stall readily available
  6. mr. sunshine

    Landman

  7. I'm sure she's got all the qualities he prefers. Except a penis. That's got to be a deal breaker
  8. He's a middle aged man with the haircut and insight of a 13 year old
  9. Bill from Sinton and Gunnar Helm say fuck y'all's lack of positivity
  10. This and the Oregon fan who doesn't know their mascot is a duck. Yeah right Allstate
  11. Hope you're right bud. AJ Hawk looks like he had his eyeliner tattooed on like Michael Jackson
  12. I'm staying at an RV park in Austin that attracts a lot of fans on game weekends. Mostly Horns driving huge buses but also opposing fans. A pretty big group of Clemson fans this weekend. Then there's aggy. It's like they think they're participating today
  13. Rudy is the greatest sport movie of all time? Bull Durham and many others shit in your general direction, ESPN geniuses
  14. and Night Train for desert
  15. Personally just been through a divorce so $ is extremely tight but freed up enough for this event. Disappointed but I hear you immamac. In your honor I'm going to squat on the curb in the general vicinity of the former party site with a bottle of Boone's Farm. Y'all are all welcome to join me
  16. 50 lb bag of Ol' Roy dogfood for $9.98. Damn I miss you 1989
  17. I'm seriously thinking about a ticket just so I can come down there and meet some of you commie perverts.
  18. You want to tell us you think this game has been fairly called or do you want to go ahead and fuck the fuck off?
  19. My drunk 60 year old ass is about to put on my boots, go out in the street and kick field goals better than Burt
  20. I can play quarterback better than him and I'm presently 60 years old and drunk on top of that
  21. Amon Ra St. Brown sounds like the name of a Batman villain
  22. Vraylar. So your mom after taking her antidepressants peddles her bike to pick you up from school, feeds you cookies in front of your fellow 1st graders, puts you in the kiddie seat and peddles your precious ass home in front of God and everybody and your fellow 1st graders. Yep you're getting your ass kicked tomorrow kid. Any self respecting 1st grader would
  23. It's like cutting a sandwich in half to eat. You can start with the rightwich or the leftwich
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